Eddie

If you want to sound like a doggy used car salesman next time you are flogging or buying a 'Mota' please find the following Mike Brewer terminology guide. Any rent left: has the car any road tax ? 4 new boots: The car has 4 new tires Goes/stops like a train: Accelerates well and has good brakes its a pup: Its a second hand car with many faults, can't think of any more, but proof enough, if any more is needed, that he is indeed a massive bell end.

lucky boy indeed scotty, i like him, top bloke.

i done her and her sister Ninor when i was 12, Nina, Ninor...

His next 'speed challenge' will be to empty his catheter bag before it overflows after his heavy duty crash on Friday...

see her in her pants on the weight loss programme and her moley body reminded me of Mr burns.

cheers scotty , I will consider myself warned...

from the scallywags web site, the lot that named the current load of newsworthy dead M.Ps and a few that have not made newsprint yet, years ago. It is most definitely a cut and paste though, but didn't know that was a against the rules

I know I am !

Another former pm story doing the rounds Anthony Charles Lynton Blair (Tony Blair, former PM of the UK) He was charged and appeared in court at Bow Street Magistrates Court for importunity in a public toilet with another male. He tried to get sexual favour from the other man; little did he know that the toilet was being watched by police. Blair was fined £500, and walked away with nobody knowing who he really was as he used his middle names to cover who he was. Charles Lynton is the name used, and his friends in court got him off with a fine, because he is one of them.

he aint the stupid one, its us cunts that voted for him.

How very dare you. Larger is a temporary solution from all life's problems.

fucking silly billys zz top rocks !

Its also worth pointing out that in 2014, not only the indiscriminate killing of women and children was occurring , another plan was unfolding. The Israelis were attacking medical facilities, ambulances and medical staff. The red cross called for this practice to cease, however they persisted. The Israelis also targeted water treatment plants and sanitation, raising the possibility of more deaths associated with water shortages. Bless those chosen people, they really are God like.

The idea is only to stop benefits for those who wont accept counseling /rehab for their problem, hopefully the underlying problem will be addressed during the treatment. To save anyone from a life of addiction must be a positive thing... as long as us fat cunts are not next...

stay on topic you bastards or I will make you walk the plank after a jolly good seeing to...

The latest proposal from the government aimed at people with drugs and alcohol problems is not a choice but an ultimatum. Either you accept help for your problem or lose your right to welfare benefits. I am waiting for the liberal left to argue that treating a condition should be by consent only. If your drug problem or alcoholism is state sponsored, along with the crime you are committing to help fund your self medicating, then consent is unfortunately not an option. In the same vein that someone can get committed for mental health, this should not be an option.

Take the leather chaps off, your back from the tavern now. you cant be a black racist according to lee Jasper, are the israelis a tiny bit racist?

late night at the vauxhall tavern affecting your hearing ?

I prefer my bifocals

Come in number 1

Sidney potter

Dear old Ted back in the news, IPCC to probe alleged failings in child abuse investigation. Not the first time he has been involved in a probing with children involved.

Katie Hopkins has sparked outrage after criticising celebrities who have been paying tribute to Cilla Black on social media saying they were in a 'rush to gush', nice 1

Cilla Black arrived at the Pearly Gates, and St Peter said "What's your name, and where do you come from?"

loads of dopey footballers... it was a very cold night, poor old judge got frost bite down the entire length of his errect winkle. That's nearly 1 inch of frost bite, not a pretty site.