Eddie

Good call, usually takes the classy cunts at Sky TV to get involved before signs are held up, 20/20 cricket and for real pro sign holders, fucking darts.

Usually our American cousins favourite shout out at a golf course. Obviously as with golf, there are different grades of cunts, your amateur will only shout out if the ball lands on the green and has a slight chance of dropping, the real pro will shout out as soon as the player has made contact with the ball, even if he is 500 yards from the green. Still I prefer the Americans shout of "get out of the hole" when they stumbled on Saddam Hussein.

Probably has worn himself out with all that flag waving outside the hospital, bless him.

I'm sure the punkape will have something to say about this treacherous nom from his padded cell.

The nom was about big lips , SL had big lips , a fact can't be racist

Ooohhh no it wasn't

Shooting fish in a barrel

Sorry gobbler it was just posted up for the judge to have a rant, although you are right, he did not have a problem with my other noms. Pity him for he is a self hating liberal who has to look in the mirror everyday and apologise.

Wait to you see the whites of their eyes lads.

Thought you would appreciate that one, it was just for you.

I fail to see how tighter regulation on benefits to weed out the cheats and liars can be compared with the workings of a concentration camp. Do you not agree that the liars and cheats should be stopped?. More money available for genuine cases, wouldn't be a bad thing. To cheapen the plight of thousands of jews who died in the most appalling way should not be taken so lightly and used by you in every argument.

Apart from Mrs jazz who did love me for a surprisingly small amount of cash

Remind me not to upset you !

Probably robbing her blind, your sister in law will turn up on the antique road show in a few years time with the old line, a lady I was looking after let me have this, yer right oh, thieving fucker

Blacks and their crack

Tempted , very tempted will keep you posted

True bill , but doing very nicely thanks

Bill you don't pay tax on minimum wage so dont worry.

I agree that a majority of carers are doing the job out of love for a relative, the people I am talking about are the professional scroungers, a family whom I know about have the dad on disability for a bad back, the wife is his carer, he receives a new car every 3 years with full maintenance package, this car is sub let to another member of the family, they enjoy a good living and holiday abroad 3 times per year. The dad also does cash in hand work on a regular basis, this example is not isolated, and gives genuine carers a bad name. Tighter regulation is the only answer.

Unfortunately punk is a thicko, whom obviously would not even be capable of holding down a job at McDonald's, so would only be capable of being deputy PM if the green party got in.

You can be my deputy PM.

He was good in the hangover

Will you be my carer?

There are now 6.5 million 'carers' in the uk, that's 1 in 8 people. Husbands/ wives fake illness , back aches ect and get a disability benefit , their partners become their paid carers, thanks very much, have a new car every three years on us. The obese fuckers like keith whom can't get out of bed all have a carer whom deliver food by the bucket to the usless blob in bed, no not salads as someone who cared would do, instead kebabs and fried chicken. This carer craze needs to be looked at and heavily regulated to provide a service to the genuine, not to the fat and work shy.

After sex, there's nothing I like to do more than cuddles. Which is why I'm not allowed within 300 metres of Keith Harris.