Eddie

You probably know the Middletons, next time you bump in to one of the royals in you next day dream can you ask for me ?

With Kate Middletons dear old mum being of the Jewish faith, by default Kate is Jewish and therefor her offspring will also be Jewish. Can George still be the head of the church of England when his turn comes or am i being a thick cunt ?

Is frank really mylittlepooknee?

Sorry diz old chap , half went to sleep reading this shit rant ; silly boring cunt deserves all he gets listening to radio 1

I agree, fatty is like an old friend

Oh no sir trevor with his probing questions like how did you feel when you knew it was all over , give me j paxman any day

The beckhams are about as phoney as punkape

Will do dex, but the pikies selling shit around the tower will be a little put out if we sort the foundations out , don't want the mafia on my back and sir trevor interviewing me in a few weeks time

Our family are from pisa, nice to see the football team having the english over , soppy over paid cunts

Fuck them , hate them all !

Stop trying so hard you unfunny toss pot , fuck off and die

Stop trying so hard you unfunny toss pot , fuck off and die

Just as well bill you boring unfunny toss pot, stop trying so hard , go and pester you he/she wife , even it thinks your a cunt

May as well fly a flag with jimmy saville face on it , horrible pc bollocks from a place that refused to fly the cross of st george in 2010

Kill yourself ?

Frank has fucked off and died

​strictly speaking yes , all 3 are required

Ian wright wright wright can't be a thick, he wears glasses, appears as though he is going for the black harry potter look complete with Gryffindor scarf

A spokesman for Windsor Castle has said the wardens do get a free lunch. This changes everything, how can I apply ?

Only northerners working in factories, screwing lids on jars or putting caps on toothpaste, listen to radio 1.

Staff at Windsor castle may go on strike, some of these sniveling saps earn just 14k per year to bow and scrape. This is lower than the living wage, on top of this insult, workers carry out additional duties for no extra pay, such as first aid and giving guided tours. The trust that Prince Charles is head off operates the estate, this trust made a profit of over 8 million pounds last year. Good ole Charlie does not hold back with his criticism of business leaders and often scrawls hand written notes to politicians and our leaders of commerce. I hope that the receivers of these letters return in kind, maybe Punkape can give a bit of guidance on Estate management, he did once organise a group of smackheads to pick up dog shit on his inner London hell hole.

Getting a bit harsh on here , mylittlepooknee is innocent ok

He was also a shit rapper in the England song

​Come on thats a little bit strong, think it through, the strange sexual practices picked up at school when the lights went out keep the rent boys, S and M dungeon mistresses and westminster pedo rings in business. Without these schools turning out these well rounded folks whom will sit on the front benches and rule over us?

It is incredible that people world wide will sit outside a shop overnight to be the first to get the next generation phone , the gullible fools also are applauded by Apple staff on their exit from the shop with their £600 phone. These closed protocol devices can then only have apps or music added via I tunes , hence more applause. The brain dead arse wipes will then latch onto anyone to demonstrate the latest minor improvement. Avoid anyone with a apple phone at all costs as if they had Ebola