Eddie

Perhaps it is the diet that affects behaviour , you are twice as likely to be subject to a violent crime and four times more likely to be robbed outside a chicken shop

50% of all statistics quoted to prove a point are made up on the spot.

He was quoted as saying " I'm half jewish ", did not know you could actually be half Jewish , is it a race or religion , if it's a religion then how can you be half of it , never heard anyone saying I'm half Christian .

Which half of David Beckham is jewish ?

On average Jews are twice as wealthy as joe public, 4 times as likely to be running a top 100 company and 22 are MP'S. Not bad out of a population of less that half of one percent oh and out of the 100 uk billionaires a 5th are Jewish. Indian women are 8 times as likely to be running your local chemist Romanians are more likely to be pickpockets Blacks are four times more likely to commit a Robbery and twice as likely to commit a violent crime Whites are more likely to commit alcohol related crime And Muslim men are most likely to be involved in grooming irish run the building trade another sweeping statement by that well known racist Trevor Philips.

Don't bother , Trevor Philips just done it for you on channel 4

Also very good on the guitar , got it out gave it a few licks , strummed it hard whilst pulling on the whammy bar until he blew his stack, new amp then needed

Elton taught me a tune on the piano , he took is slowly until I got my fingers around the hard part

A generalising sweeping statement , surprised by that post

I had a few of these visions back in 88 mate

Too right , in my local pub at the moment opposite st barts hospital ,Irish flags up , barmaids dressed in sponsored green Guinness shirts and city types explaining the tenuous links to the old country. Funny that st paddy was born in England, Fucking potatoe

You find these people on trains , doctors waiting rooms and especially on holidays . The kids are out of control screaming and shouting and running around , the parents are oblivious or look on with the belief everyone else finds their offspring delightful. I believe children should be seen and not heard , especially if they belong to someone else

Along with isis, I can see the link with the need for an absorbent toilet roll with those fuckers around

Yes terrible nom, should not be posting whilst on the night nurse , the kid is strange though

The future serial killer whom says "as clean as gold pants" and then makes a weird noise , I hope they don't leave him alone with the andrex puppy

White water rapids bruv

Now Victoria Beckham has tweeted her support to the whining mincer, moral high ground from a VB who's own fashion range is made in China . This egotistical skeleton should be more worried about the conditions of her own workforce than to jump in and try to ruin pinky and perky's company.

I would like to think that the security services have managed to interview the three lions , and are now looking to arrest the string pullers whom radicalised these wronguns

Another hissy fit from this bad tempered cock bothering spam head, the Queen of mean is in a bitch fight with dolce and gabbana over comments made regarding ivf. Sir Elton has called for people not to wear this designer label , no problem my end, they don't produce a gentleman's size range of outfits.

Come now jazz , you can't automatically hate all fatties , some have health issues , glandular / thyroid problems , not me though i am only fat because every time I slept with your mum she gave me a biscuit , but only the one

Let hope sir bob can get involved , hopefully with bob's help some can make it over here and join the Africans issuing parking tickets

Apparently so, at some sort of awards ceremony, piers whilst editor of the mirror had indicated clarkson was having an affair

According to the bmi index I am too short

Lenny Henry is actually hilarious compared with Al Murray , a true cunt of cunts

Hi did once aim a punch at piers Morgan , that alone should get a pass on any future fracas