Eddie

I thought you were nappy bound as your sphincter has given up and now resembles a tea towel holder, rather than a balloon knot

This sweaty mess tops all cockney wank stains , knew the krays , lived on pie and mash and could fackin swear like a caant

I think Ray Winstone knocked one out in the bath , big Mo from eastenders decided to use his water and hey presto , 9 months later jason statham , the afterbirth crawled out of the bucket and became Danny Dyer

This millionaire one trick pony can't smile wide enough when he looks in the mirror. This folically challenged spam head has played the exact same part in every film he has been lucky enough to get in . The annoying baldy whispers his lines through every scene, he must have watched dirty den in East enders for acting guidance. If you are not convinced that he is a lucky sod remember he was doing Kelly Brook until he got a better offer.

Nothing wrong with ignoring all of the above when visiting 'trendy bars' in Hoxton or other parts of swinging London, leave a log without flushing in the bars single toilet and obviously shut the window. This will seriously fuck up the coke heads evening. Get your self a pint at the bar and have a chuckle at the cunts moaning all around.

Can't argue with that, facts are facts

Drive to bristol, loads of low life scum to have fun with , take off all jewellery before setting off.

Then straight back to work flipping those big mac's

It's the checkmate of toilet moves

Never been ashamed of my dinky winky, I am in the grower not a shower catagory .

The individuals I refer to will hang around after a taking a wizz to stare at themselves in the mirror preening, whilst you are waiting in trap 3 to release the bombs in private, these selfish sods know your predicament and enjoy the power they have over you. They also ignore the 1 space rule when using the urinals and don't following the straight ahead stare. This is why I use the disabled toilet and time my exit to perfection.

Thats all very sad and shameful, however look on the bright side, the b.e legacy allows us to order food / drink in English all over the world ????

Every cloud ......

Those lazy fuckers were about 400 years too late , the Romans were the first on mass immigration

Although bill has made it clear he is not here to make friends, his pointless grandpa Simpson type posts are enjoyable in their absolute irrelevance, keep up the shit work.

Indeed , fatty you potty mouthed screamer any more of that and I won't let you touch my crackers

How very dare you fatty, my tits are far more substantial although I bet her Hampton is longer

Equally shite is the fist bump, also reserved for cunts

​don't forget one of his last rants about 'wiping his arse on the cunting bible' , this would fall under the Racial and Religious hatred act 2006, we can all look laws up on the internet, soppy fooker

Jimmy hendrix and elvis both told me you was going to say that

Derek can sense a cunt

​Thanks for that Alfie, however I did look in to this before my post, the following for an answer from a a person with a much clearer understanding than us both. Shalom, You are very lucky and fortunate that you cannot renounce your Judaism (for Judaism is not just a religion but also a national identity- even non-religious Jews are still Jewish!). You are lucky enough to have been born to the eternal Chosen People, who have, in the words of Mark Twain, "contributed more to mankind and done more to civilize mankind than any nation in history". The reason that this virtue is irreversible is because only someone who is ignorant about the Nation of Israel would dream of leaving this great nation, so G-d does a favor to those ignorant and basically "forces" them to discover their good fortune! Like a kingly loving father, who wants to give his son a great gift, but his son isn't mature or learned enough to realize why this gift is so great- the loving father will not give his foolish son any choice, but keeps the gift waiting until the son learns to understand. Aren't you curious why the Jewish people outlast all the others? Aren't you wondering why we are the called the People of the Book, who have been awarded 22% (!) of the Noble Prizes while comprising only 0.2% of the world's population (literally 100 times more than logic), and sport most (53%!) of the world's chess masters! Aren't you curious why the nations of the world are so preoccupied with the Jews and the small State of Israel, way out of proportion to our size? Aren't you proud that your nation is the one who brought modern physics (Einstein) and Psychology (Freud), the cellphone (Motorola-Israel), memory stick and Windows XP (Microsoft-Israel), Facebook (Mark Zuckerberg), most importantly: monotheism (belief in One God) and morality, the two greatest achievements of mankind, to the world? For your sake, I suggest you go spend even one week in Aish HaTorah, Machon Meir or any yeshiva geared for explaining basics, to help you appreciate your great fortune, and understand why Jews can never and should never want to run away from themselves and their destiny! Welcome Back!Rav Ari Shvat

​You are clearly confused, This was a post on over paid footballers playing for England, commanding up to £240k per week at their clubs yet not appearing to give a toss about playing well for their country.I was expressing my pride with how my country of origin were playing ( at least in the first half), against the English. All be it over paid themselves but clearly playing with pride. You have managed to spin this into a rant about your favorite subject, obviously you were upset that no one took me to task over supporting the Italians, the lack of racism clearly upset you, your confusion on this subject is clear. Why don't you admit that you despise everyone who is non Jewish, even your racism is subject to racism, you clearly hate Eastern Europeans, you clearly despise homosexuals, so in your world its OK to hate people you have never met based on their sexual preference or if they are eastern European, As you are so keen on calling me a Nazi draw your own comparisons. You also clearly have a out of control ego, I am sure you will / can be banned and the site will survive without you, just because you donate it does not mean you can attack other contributors with your view that all posts are in someway anti-semitic. In short Fuck off