Eddie

On 22/02/2023 at 23:03, King Billy said:

The Spanish Parliament have approved a new ‘animal rights bill’ which will soon become law across the entire country. As a lifelong animal lover, dog and cat owner and believer that anyone who is wilfully cruel or negligent towards animals deserves to be slowly tortured, dismembered and then dispatched to the afterlife without mercy or exception.

The problem I have with the rewording of Article 337 of Spain’s Criminal Code, from ‘punishing the sexual exploitation of animals’ (a rather vague term and probably deliberate) to ‘acts of a sexual nature……..that cause an animal injury which requires treatment.” (a very clear term and definitely deliberate).

The fake news liberal MSM as expected nowadays have been dragged kicking and screaming into doing their job and reporting this, but only because the Polish justice minister called it ‘legalised bestiality’ in a speech in which he also condemned the lefts obsession with destroying the biological gender of children.

The corrupt MSM ‘fact-checkers’ immediately went into overdrive to correct the obvious truth and label anyone including the Polish minister  who called it legal bestiality as guess what? Far right conspiracy theorists, pointing out that nowhere in the legislation did it state that it was legal to have sex with animals. Legislation is not designed to state what is legal but to clearly define what is not legal and these so called arbiters of truth know that. It’s about time people woke up to the reality that whatever your ‘Google search’ tells you is very likely to be anything but the unbiased facts, and if it’s to do with anything even remotely culturally significant then you will be lied to and warned about the dangers of ‘mis and disinformation’ which until very recently most people used to be able to make their own minds up about.

 

I would imagine little billy is pleased he isn’t in Spain with Frank. 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Little Bill's not well, Eric. You won't be remotely interested but I don't know who else to turn to. We were at the house in Wiltshire over the weekend and I guess he's eaten something iffy over in the field. The vet's given him a jab and some other shit this morning (£140), but I can't stand to see him in such a poorly state. Is there anything else I could do?

Stick him in the microwave, 12 mins should cure him. 

25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I haven’t read that one.

Have you read the one about the darkie running the crack house?

chocolate in the Charlie factory?

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15 hours ago, Frank said:

Pen I haven’t really enjoyed this latest stint on the Corner. No likes from you in months and Eddie appears to have turned on me. See you in June x 

Don’t be silly Frankie, I haven’t turned on you, I’ve always hated you. 

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie I'm in Whitstable for 2 days, doing the annual check on my properties.  All units still let, and no rent arrears. Life is good. If it continues, I am buying a new electric  car.  Any suggestions. lol.

That single car garage you ‘rent out’ may enable you to scrape enough together for a Sinclair C5, piss off.

4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I'd rather you didn't.

Never mind this withers, the aliens are attacking, I hope they hate the French and old poofs. 

22 hours ago, Frank said:

 

https://streamable.com/b9sf5i

Disappointing at best, humourless, tone deaf gimp. 

3 hours ago, Frank said:

This is all about Burt, Eddie, you insensitive dope. 

Sorry Frank, was unaware that Burt kicked the bucket, ps fuck off. 

6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Were you watching the acts between keeping the portable toilets clean, and functioning? 

Shut it you old poof, I would imagine you have a sausage dog too. Do you dress it up in different outfits? 

16 minutes ago, Frank said:

 

 

I watched Streisand at Hyde park a couple of years ago, still got it. A surprise walk on from Lionel Ritchie also great. Support act Bryan ferry, absolute dogs shit. Ps a sausage dog is not a real dog, it’s a dog for Sausage jockeys. 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Just over a year now and he’s fairly well trained, for a dachshund. Unbelievably stubborn, which I like. I feed him a raw diet, which means his shit is odourless and easy to pick up. He’s mostly off the lead now and I’ve had to learn to socialise again. Remarkably, some people are alright. He goes mental if he sees an Arab and tends to shy away from the blacks. Best thing I’ve ever done. 

You stupid fucking cunt. 

47 minutes ago, Frank said:

I knew Alfie. He died in August last year. 78. True. Thick as mince.

Frank you’re needed on ‘ever tried anal’ thread…. Filthy faggot whore. 

13 minutes ago, Frank said:

You’re drunk, Ed. Everything about you is disgusting. Have a pop at me by all means, but don’t you dare mention my dog again. Understood? 

A made in Chelsea wannabe pleb, both pointless. 

2 hours ago, Frank said:

It's time, withers. 

https://streamable.com/zjlm6y

 

Like your dog,, you are absolutely pointless, pleb. 

35 minutes ago, Frank said:

https://streamable.com/mtc4tx

3 years and this is what you come up with? A pikey two bob place in kent. 

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

https://streamable.com/yrwcq4

 

Rick stein? 

18 minutes ago, Snowy said:

Ed ,i was under the impression you was black ,you sound like a fat white man putting on an overly cockney voice,what gives?

Rasclot. 

8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I was expecting some sort of Baritone voice, not that kind dildo up your arse shite Eddie. Fucking hell, you could and should have been an extra in Sam Smiths latest Gay music video. Lol.

Frank beat me to it, he got the gig on the casting coach in sams trailer. 

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

https://streamable.com/yrwcq4

 

I’ve just listened to myself and I feel sick, all my life I’ve thought I sounded like ray fucking winstone when in fact I sound like the nonce from derek. I’m driving me electric wank wagon into the Thames, frying tonight. 

16 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Ed, you sound exactly like David Earl.

Check your PMs for an unsolicited dick pic from @PANZER MURPHY he's been getting hard over Craig Fairbrass and other such Rise of The Foot Soldier nonsense in recent weeks

7 minutes ago, Frank said:

No offence, Ed, but that's possibly the tinniest voice I've heard on record. You sound about as good as you look. And the way you pronounced 'weeks' made me feel sick.

Well offence taken, sugarloaf 9pm, come alone.

19 minutes ago, Frank said:

Fucking hell, Ed, De Niro's job is safe. Faux gravel-voiced flat-arsed stuttering faggot. 

I will let you into a secret , a few years ago I was an extra in Eastenders, I’ve appeared in 11 episodes, also 3 outings in London's burning, fucking faggot. 

6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Frank is no David Bailley, but he did portray @Eddie for what he is.  I can only surmise that Decs is into bumming razor clams, by looking at that photo.

Electric Audi indeed.

https://streamable.com/iboaeb

6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie well go on, do it, you buttockless gimp.

Don’t bloody temp me, see your pm 

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes

Sorry Eric, but as I have inappropriate pictures of the old French queer I need his permission to publish or I potentially can end up in court.