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Eddie

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  1. 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

    Your village green?  If it's as green, flat, and boring as you, I don't think there would be any self respecting ethnics in sight. They would be better entertained sitting on Ape's patio.

    Well you wouldn’t be invited, light footed old queen. 

  2. 1 minute ago, Decimus said:

    According to your own biography, you would have been 15 at this point in time.

    It certainly doesn't require any suspension of disbelief on my part to accept that you would have eagerly crossed the Atlantic with two notorious homosexuals acting in loco parentis. I imagine that your tightly puckered and hairless arsehole ended up resembing a Rottweiler's chew toy by the time you landed at Wayne County Airport.

     

    Franks so bloody gay, he is fast approaching ‘withers’ levels of poofery, disgusting 

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  3. 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    When I went into nursing I knew the pay was crap but I went in because  it was something I wanted to do. I got my head down, studied and qualified as a nurse practitioner on bloody good pay and now I can afford to work part time. If you join the army expect that one day you may have a load of towel heads trying to kill you in a hot, fly infested shithole. You haven't joined because the pay is great  you've joined because you're either too fucking thick to push a broom about or you're a psycho cunt who likes killing ram jams and fenian cunts. Or both. Just don't start fucking crying and going on strike because you realise you're on shit money. Nobody forced you to join. 

    Dr Crippen was a cunt. And he wasn't a real Dr. The cunt 

    Ridiculous. Inflation is at around 10%, unless you’ve received a 10% rise this year you have effectively had a pay cut, energy at record highs, tax increasing along with the retirement age. instead of looking at the bottom look at the top and throw your venom at the tax dodging , self serving cunts running this shit show.

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  4. 9 minutes ago, Decimus said:

     

    Here's a clue...What's the theme of the month, you couple of old, greasy bastards?

    I've done the Les Dennis and Gary Glitter Thailand days, now it's all about The Murray. If you're too fucking dense to understand the bigger picture, send me a PM.

    Idiots.

    They are unbearable old queens Decs, both been shot over more times than Kiev 

  5. 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

    @Eddie, I gave you a like for the removed post. I hope you appreciated it. At this moment I'm hanging out the back of a skanky French hoe, with my phone resting in the small of her back. What do you think of that Torchy.

     

    Withers you old poof, be honest you’re hanging out the back of a young man with a Nokia 3310 shoved up your wrinkly bum bum. 

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  6. 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

    I have spent all of 45 seconds trying to formulate a witty riposte, but it is easier to simply say 'Fuck off Chocco'

    Frank's drippings indeed.

    I would imagine he would only muster a puff of dust these days, imagine his spindly legs buckling with his glasses askew Eric morcambe style, pulling out of some young Cambodian lad. 

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  7. 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

    You stupid fucking cunt. Cognac is consumed neat, and warm to appreciate its full flavour. I suggest you stick to your Aldi white rum. Your type love the Ju Ju juice, but I wouldn't use it to wash the goose shit from under my 'skin.

     

    As you are quite clearly a gay man, what’s your favourite tipple after Franks drippings? 
    I'm not homophonic in anyway so please share with us. 

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  8. 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    I was thinking of you two when I typed it.

    Patsy Palmer’s showing her nickers on some ice skating thing according to the Google trendy thing. In case you’re planning a wank.

    I am now, cheers 🥂 

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  9. 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    There’s a certain type of middle aged couple who go on cruises. 
     He owns a tick over business, carpet warehouse etc’, but acts like a millionaire. She’s a stupid, gone to seed cunt who starts drinking at 10am.

    They have a couple of foo-foo dogs named ‘Whisky & Soda. She spends the entire cruise harassing other passengers into taking photos of her holding wine glasses. And spends the following year telling any cunt who’ll listen, that they had “complimentary champagne cocktails, and dinner with the captain!”

    Yeah, so did the other 1000 cunts who had ‘VIP’ printed on their boarding pass. Thick fucking alcoholic wankers, living beyond their means and miserable as sin. 
     “we appear to be considerably richer than yooooww!”

    You’ve described me and ginger perfectly except we don’t sit at the captains table, I would never dine with the staff. 

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  10. 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

    Well they have control of the streets, and are now making a play for Centre Parcs. @Eric Cuntman, I suppose it was inevitable, the trees attract them.

     

    If Ape wasn’t dead he would have reported your racist arse. But don’t worry, I’ve reported you. 

  11. 10 hours ago, Frank said:

    Of course I did. And I stood in a queue on Camden High Street for twenty minutes. I haven't queued for anything in over ten years. I'm upset, Ed.

    Frank I was out last night with Ginger, west malling in kent. A fantastic meal was spoiled by a couple arguing on the next table. I do believe kent is full of travellers, thoughts?  

  12. 21 minutes ago, Frank said:

    Withers, I was at the Electric Ballroom in Camden tonight to see Van. I really am a nostalgic idiot fucking mug. He didn't sing one song of the catalogue of a thousand songs that you and I have been brought up on over the past 40 years. The Irish cunt dedicated the entire evening to Skiffle. No Veedon Fleece, no Enlightenment and no hard nose the highway. If you're reading this, Van.. and you probably are, I sincerely hope you keel over and die on stage tomorrow night. Selfish Wanker.

     

    Did you go on your own? 

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  13. 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

    @Eddie, it surprises me that you knock Lineker, as you both have one thing in common. You're both cunts who own electric cars.

    Never mind this you smelly French cunt, my mate decs hasn’t logged in since the 6th of Jan. if you’ve seen him off I can guarantee you one thing. War. 

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  14. 33 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

    The Beeb was demonstrating its renowned "impartiality" yesterday evening with this collection of little 'under the radar' beauties... slowly chipping away at the psyche of the nation, the organisation's political editors insidiously continuing to sell multiculturalism to the UK public as some way of the natural outcome of traditional British tolerance. It's not so much what is being said, it's the way it's done which gets on my tits. For starters, they don't mention Lewis Hamilton's father's job as a fairly well-off IT manager that paid for his son's progression in karting/single seater ranks before McLaren sponsorship & F1, do they?

     

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/64056180

     


     

     

    Total bollocks from Hamilton as per usual. He was not the top carting / single seater driver in his group, however was picked up because he was black. A touch of the prince harry about this cunt. 

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