Ape™️

I'm sorry, but I don't see what on earth these comments have to do with my nomination. Are they an attempt at humour?

The best bait for punkape is a nice big cube of congealed spunk, on a penis lure.

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed how Drew suddenly just pops up in threads and posts a load of off-topic fucking drivel? I'm convinced he's an alcoholic.

Yes, that's the kind of thing....

Why would I need babysitters?

I suspect it's more because you're an unbearable fucking wanker that no women is prepared to have them with, rather than a life choice. Fuck off.

If you had children you'd understand why.

I'm currently in Portugal with the family at a very nice all inclusive villa complex, which I believe may belong to Eddie. Anyway, it's all very pleasant, with good food, lovely accommodation and five swimming pools. However, I'm aghast at the number of English she-walrus monstrosities that feel it necessary, and even permissible, to wear a bikini. I'm actually amazed that such garments are even available, and suspect these fat slags have to commission someone to construct them, probably a sailmaker. What's even sadder is that these walruses seem to have reasonably normally proportioned husbands who, if you look closely, have a cold vacant expression on their faces that screams "if I'd known it would become a walrus - I'd have never fucked it". Fuck off.

Gusset sniffer.

More like spacked I'd say.

Until you return control of the Punkape idiot to the master, and stop allowing the spastic understudy to post, you can fuck right off.

Internet whilst out and about? Sounds like witchcraft to me.

Yeah, of course. How selfless of you. Wanker.

None of your fucking business, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit cunt scum. Fuck off.

Yeah, we've all heard the ninja cyclist thing. We've heard it repeatedly, and it's getting very fucking tedious.

Out of control idiots? I was merely describing my inner emotions. You are, apparently, a cyclist - the most disrespectful cunts on the road. Take your high and mighty morals and shove them up your hypocritical arse.

Rattled.

If you choose to lay into the author of a perfectly legitimate nomination, then you get all you deserve. Idiot.

Yeah Manky, you've destroyed me with your cutting wit and sarcasm.

Shut up, you vile piece of northern scum.

Haven't seen much in the way of nominations out of you Panzy. Come on, post a few - show me how it's done.

Please, please, please don't think, for one fucking minute, that I've stopped and allowed you through for any other reason than it being the law of the road. I have not extended some great courtesy toward you, and inside I'm fucking seething with hatred for you at being forced to stop. Just get the fuck out of my way and fuck the fuck off. Cunt. Fuck off.

Would that be the mong jump?

What?

I've been watching the London athletics with great interest, and have really enjoyed the vast majority of it. However, I cannot, for the fucking life of me, understand what compels anycunt to become a triple jumper. I can only assume they were shit at the more recognised disciplines and ended up doing this spazzy nonsense by default. Fuck off.