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Ape™️

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  1. What are your views on uparsing? I suspect you're quite a fan of it.
  2. Especially as he imparted an extensive knowledge of everything to her. There's fucking gratitude for you.
  3. Punkers, @Alfie Noakes has accused me of being an auto responder to your posts. Do you feel this a fair statement? Fuck off.
  4. Ape does not auto respond to Punkape. Ape happens to find Punkape extremely entertaining, so Ape just has a laugh with him.
  5. Each to their own, 'Baws. Some would say autistically archiving the entire history of a strange little website is pretty gay too.
  6. It wasn't intended to be offensive, you thick cunt. It was intended to be a piss take. Rattled.
  7. A weird hobby for weird nonces eh? You know absolutely fuck all about what it entails, and quite frankly I have no idea why you have decided to make an issue of it. I can only assume it's because you're an alcoholic moron with nothing better to do.
  8. You seem different. Old Punkape would never say shit like this. Has being outed rattled you?
  9. Normally I'd want to know how you stopped the hedgehog splitting (duct tape is the recommended method, I'm told) but I can't imagine your needle dick splitting anything bigger than a ladybird.
  10. Does your "aunt" know you stick your shit-encrusted cock in her cooking?
  11. They sound like utter fucking retards, and I wish them all a slow and painful death. However, comparing them to PanzerSpacker, a hollow, mindless wanker, is a little strong.
  12. When you have a sore knob? I always had you down as a (very) wide receiver.
  13. Drunk again, Dan? When are you going to realise that most modern RC vehicles use Lithium Polymer battery technology? Lol, what a thick cunt you are.
  14. Saturday August 12th - the festival of obscenely overpaid wankers begins again. I fucking hate fucking football. Fuck off.
  15. Your nominations almost exclusively have a homosexual theme. This leads me to conclude that you're a sexual deviant. Deny it all you like, but we all know where you prefer to drop anchor. Fuck off.
  16. You hadn't noticed it at all, you lying little cunt.
  17. Not until he has mastered herpees [sic]. Punkape is a phonetic dunce.
  18. Someone needs to learn how to distinguish between singular and plural in their writing. Perhaps some adult learning is needed? Lol.
  19. Reluctantly I tend to agree with you on this occasion. It's personal choice whether a person wishes to show support for these fucking vile abominations. Fuck of cunts [sic].
  20. It's merely another example of what a spectacularly thick cunt old Punkape is.
  21. Dopey cunts waiting needlessly for a pump to become available on the "right" side, causing completely unnecessary queues, despite the fact the hose is more than long enough to reach from the other side. Thick as pig shit. Fuck off.
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