Ape™️

No, not Jazz. The old bitch and the snake.

He's got his little fan club of two egging him on - the holy trinity of stupidity.

We're as? You're the thickie that just keeps on giving!

It's wonderful how you are happy to be perceived by all humanity as a spectacularly thick cunt.

Remember what I told you about remaining silent when you have nothing of interest to say? This nom is a perfect example of what I was telling you. Utter fucking drivel.

No "mushies" involved - doesn't interest our resident fucktard.

Agreed. It was fuckimg hilarious.

Technically you should have said "how're your GCSE exams going". Looks like you'll have to resist English. Again. Fuck off.

No, you aren't. You're doing what you always do - being a total prick. Lol. Fuck off.

An utterly ridiculous and thoroughly fucking idiotic thing to say. You really are a fucking wanker.

If I was close enough to you to smell your finger, I wouldn't smell your finger. I'd probably cave your faulty CPU in with a ball peen hammer instead. Lol. Fuck off.

Absolutely none of your fucking business - that's who.

You're right - I couldn't afford it. Fortunately for me, my employer provides it. So shove that up your yet again prolapsed arse and go see the doc. Wanker.

I imagine with the number of prolapsed arse issues you must suffer, through your depraved sexual activity, that this level of health care is essential for an affluent shit stabber like you.

With you supposedly a member of your "golf club" I wouldn't worry yourself about reasons others wouldn't get in - a faggot like you is the ultimate deterrent to even the most depraved homosexuals, let alone straight people, to go within 10 miles of it. Fuck off.

Ape builds and flys radio controlled helicopters. I know - it's hilarious.

As so it begins.

You've got to hand it to him though 'Baws - he's able to find time in his highly demanding schedule to produce such pieces of comedic genius to delight us. What a guy!

Careful or you'll have 'eavens calling you a little wanker. It's what he calls people when he's really, really cross.

You sound like your're jealous of them. You too have nothing decent to say about anything - but that's never stopped you. Cretin.

Please provide details of your data sources regarding the people who "lost fuck all" and are "copping free handouts and cash". You see, I think you just spout the first utter fucking bollocks that pops into your empty head.

You've heard of the unstoppable force and immovable object scenario? Well here you have the unstoppable bore and the immovable pedant. Their clash could rip apart the fabric of space time. At the very least it's going to put the rest of CC into a fucking coma.

I suspect it's the sound of frantic typing echoing across the dales, as he desperately tries to put together a viable counter-bore to Roops' tedious reply.

Oh no, now Elephant Head is going to come on and start singing.