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Do you intentionally try to sound like the fictitious character depicted in your avatar? Wanker.

This nom surely needs no real explanation. The British three pin plug is head and shoulders above the flimsy, poorly designed death trap shite most of the other cunts on this planet are using.

W Why Eric, surely it's obvious? Oh, fliddlesticks!

Generally I find Amazon very convenient and reasonably priced. However, when you start digging in to what's available, there are some sellers that are clearly taking the piss. Example: I have recently installed Hive Active Heating in our house, and the thermostats can been mounted in a variety of coloured housings, to match the decor of the room they're fitted in. Anyway, these housings are generally about £20, which I feel is a fucking ripoff, so ours will be remaining boring old white. But while looking on Amazon, more out of interest, there are cunts selling the exact same £20 piece of plastic for £55! There is clearly no proper price regulation going on, and so for this reason I offer Amazon as cunts to you, errr, cunts. Fuck off.

Ok, what's a spackers favourite mild curse (curse as in expletive - not some witchcraft shit)

You're right 'Baws, and I'm a cunt. I invented a game I can't even play. What a flid!

I thought it'd probably been done, but fuck it. I'm a rider at the gates of dawn, and I take no prisoners.

Spackhetti?

Eric - I don't know if we've done this one or not, but what is a spackers favourite 80's pop song?

Sorry to hear that Edders. On reflection I'm not that sorry really, but you know, deep down, that I do care about you.

I'm sure TSD won't judge you, Edders.

Believe it or not, some people do have more than one bathroom in their house. Really, it's nothing unusual these days. Eddie had six for fucks sake!

I'd use one of my other bathrooms.

Why not piss in the garden, you stupid prick? Or do you live in a tower block? Cunt.

There's been a cull of cunts. It's good for the site, apparently, but I've yet to see any evidence of this. Looks like Jazz has fucked off again too, so it's not all bad.

Stop altering quotes, you dopey French cunt - Roops will be livid.

Eddie - where the fuck have you been? Good to have a top-drawer cunt back on CC.

Yeah, you thread-derailing fucking cunt!

He ejaculates at over 1000 bar. Now that's knocking the back out of her.

Well fuck me sideways - I agree with Roops!

I fucking hope not. What a dreadful thought.

Shut up, you mad old cow.

This comment has absolutely no relevance to this nom, you verbose piece of fucking shit. Are you really as thick as you seem?

I like to keep abreast of developments in science and technology, and often look to YouTube or Netflix for documentaries on subjects I'm interested in. However, if the narration is in American, I immediate feel the content is somehow dumbed down, and generally look for something else. A good, solid English accent is what's needed to convey science and engineering topics effectively. Does this make me racist?