Ape™️

It's the reply I give when the recipient is a fucking idiot. From this I hope you'll manage to work out why I chose to use it in reply to you. Oh, and while I have your attention - fuck off you thick, racist piece of shit.

Hilarious!

Fuck off, Jazz. Go shove some antique glass shards up your arse.

Bricktop!

Funnily enough no. What an utterly fucking stupid thing to say. Having said that, since you are one of the thickest cunts on here, it come as no great suprise.

I also have something to propose - shut the fuck up.

Run Punkape.exe / religious bollocks mode Gosub Christian Upbringing Fuck off End.

Do you drink heavily? I suspect you do.

I expect he'll receive some expert coaching from Ding, and then his rise to full fledged spackerdom will be complete.

I'm intrigued: approximately how much time do you spend on here each day. Be honest.

I'm not trying to suggest anything, you dopey cunt. If you can't see this nom is squarely aimed at Punkape, you're thicker than I first gave you credit for. Fuck off back to the open corner and continue your oh-so-hilarious song writing, you stupid prick. Lol.

Fuck off.

So you wear a hessian sack then I expect. Lol.

GRATTAN catalogue? I expect you spend all day thumbing through the men's underwear section. Lol you raving poof.

I usually looked like? Care to interpret your mindless drivel into English?

A poorly fitting suit, hanging off the wearer like a sack of potatoes, is a dreadful sight. The well dressed gentleman will always favour a custom tailored suit, to ensure a smart and well presented appearance. Only lower class chavs wear these ghastly, tent-like off the peg monstrosities. Lol.

More detail needed, you drunken fucking idiot.

Be silent, you foul arse bandit.

I think me and Eddie put on a far more entertaining show.

I look upon Punky as a catalyst that admin shoves in CC to liven things up a bit. Then, when things get a bit too wild, the boron (bore-on?) control rod that is Roops is lowered in to cool everything off. CC is basically a power station that runs on cunts.

Punky tried to use a picture of himself, but it suffered the same issue as Gary Bushell. Luckily, one of his almost inconceivably gay mates stepped in for him, who happens to look as if he has bee DNA in him.

Indeed. Credit where it's due though - atleast it wasn't necessary to read it in fucking instalments.

Me and Eddie are actually really good mates, and we're both fucking hilarious.

Remember what I said. Admin will be looking for any excuse to switch you off again.