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Ape™️

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  1. Good description of these cunts - I like it. Flid life baby!
  2. Swaggering fucking thugs tend to walk like this, as they seem to believe it makes they look "well hard". Some people have a lot of fat under their arms which causes them to jut out. Another cause of this phenomenon is those who "work out" a lot. Whatever the reason, the perpetrator of this ridiculous crime is a stupid fucking cunt. Flid life.
  3. Oh look, another self-stereotyping fucking turd going on about sheep shagging. What do they call you in your village? Jones the spacker? Perhaps Jones the sock puppet?
  4. Extraordinary! This reply almost resembles written English. Very well done, Panzyspacker.
  5. And we all know what you class as a normal diet, don't we?
  6. I don't spend much time in the office area where I work, but whenever I do, there's always a couple of noisy cunts munching away like fucking pigs. How those sat opposite these cunts manage to resist smashing them in the face is beyond me. I become irrationally angry at the sound of someone taking horse-sized bites out of a Granny Smith, and then chomping away without even attempting to keep their fucking mouth shut. Disgusting, rude, ignorant turds.
  7. There's no age limit on having fun and enjoying yourself, you stupid cunt. It seems, however, there should be an age limit on CC - a minimum age limit. Now, fuck off.
  8. Ape™️

    50th birthdays

    You're damn right it is. And what a spacker, what a complete fucking spacker he is.
  9. Ape™️

    50th birthdays

    Surely it takes a lot more effort to convert every post you make from English, into this absurd "street" language you insist on using, rather than just using English in the first place? Are you a flid or some kind of spacker?
  10. 'Baws will get it straight away, once he leaves his mind palace and returns to the Corner.
  11. And precisely 100% of them have been utter fucking shit.
  12. In fairness it's generally only you I slag off, and we all know why that is. I really don't give a fuck what you think anyway, you mental turd.
  13. Ape™️

    50th birthdays

    You miserable, pathetic fucking wanker. Kill yourself. I, on the other hand, will continue to enjoy life, love, health and wealth at the ripe old age of 51.
  14. A good attempt, but the correct answer is piggy in the fliddle.
  15. What's the favourite school yard game of young spackers?
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