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I think we all know you would have reacted very differently had you given your location away. You just couldn't help yourself in your quest to show me a swimming pool and some guitars. Do you feel you've successfully put a name on an anonymous forum in its place now?

Of course not. Why would it be of any concern that people knew where you lived? Naive fool.

It's only by sheer luck you haven't given away the GPS location of your house to the entire internet, and with far more accuracy than you just being in Dorset. It's a real shame, as it would have dealt you a harsh reminder of the dangers of bragging to complete strangers. Stupid cunt. Lol.

I openly admit I'm a little disappointed about the GPS. Now that would have been fun.

Many thanks for the pictures. They make interesting reading.

As I've said, it's incontrovertible evidence that all you claim is true. Well done Eddie. Lol.

Yes, absolutely incontrovertible evidence that everything you claim is true. Lol. Any court in the land would agree.

I can barely contain my excitement! Nighty night Eddie.

That's the spirit Eddie! Never say die! I'll be taught my lesson soon enough.

Why would I want to PM them? I'm not the one attempting to prove my wealth and status on an Internet forum. As to where your IP address is currently "pinging" from, I couldn't give a fuck. I think it's best, since you've made numerous claims about cars and property, on the open forum, that you post your pictures where everyone can see them. None of this anonymous (did your smartphone spell that for you?) email nonsense. I believe you'll find there are more people interested that you think. Let's hope Roops and Rick can work their magic, eh?

Believe what you want Eddie. If it massages your little ego to think I'm jealous then so be it. Any response from Roops on the picture upload? I assume not as you've now contacted Rick. I'm sure one of them will sort it out, and then the fun can begin! I honestly can't wait!

Agreed. Way too much delay and other shit, making it impossible to decipher what the fuck he was playing. Just sounds like chaos. He's a cunt.

I don't know or care what you'll do, but I'll eagerly await the pictures - such fun! It's flattering you are prepared to go to such lengths to impress little old me! And yes, I do say you are thick. Ever so thick. Really incredibly thick. Spectacularly thick. You get the picture.

I know that people who say they own such things on anonymous Internet forums do.

Never liked Mercedes - can't see why people hold them in such high esteem. Ugly, slab sided lumps of characterless German shit. Only cunts buy them.

Ok, and I'll do a little bit about an insecure little runt who, unsuccessful in real life, attempts to impress complete strangers on a fantasy Internet forum by continually bragging about his supposed wealth and possessions. Ok? Do we have a deal?

I'll look forward to it. I'll post a picture of my R35 too.

I wasn't talking to you McThickie, go back to your puncture repair kit. Lol.

Why do you say that?

I'll stick with my R35.

What about an Aston Martin? Is that above my station too?

It certainly is. Perhaps I should have my very own affluence fantasy like Eddie. Just think of the Internet connection I could afford then, not to mention the cars and villas!

I may be offline for a while - need to put money in the electric meter.

Why don't you ask admin to sort it out?