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Well who'd have thought it? Our resident comedy genius has, yet again, chosen to reply in his oh-so-hilarious trademark 'Scottish" speak. What a treat! What a wanker!

Fair enough. Where the fuck is Bubba anyway?

You cunts are a bit off topic.....

Message to Mrs Roops - please point out the specific post I have made that is classed as abusive behaviour. Oh, and while you're at it, fuck off.

I just love the irony of being called a tedious bore........by you. Priceless. Anyway, how's the antique glass business? Still finding time to spend 22 hours a day on CC, whilst still running your own company I see. Smashing!

I'm going to have to put the Bozo Boys back together. Fuck off, Jazz.

Well, in that case, kill yourself.

Withers, much as I despise you and everything you represent, I'm glad you are still on CC. Wanker. And where the fuck is Bubba?

Me tink ja be a pedantic wanker, maan.

With modern LED technology becoming more and more affordable, surely this horrible, archaic form of lighting should be a thing of the past. It take for ever to come on, it flickers and the light it produces is of shite quality. Because of these factors, I ask myself why I still have one of the useless pieces of shit in my garage. I'm clearly a stupid fucking cunt.

I'm ever so sorry if I've caused offence. Obviously a man of your means would have something a bit more classy, like a Real Doll.

Now Ure just being silly.

You mean she posts crap on the open corner. All fucking day long.

Royale with cheese, mutha fucker.

Agreed, Wiz. He's a fucking menace.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume you're playing a character. However, if you really are a boring, tedious, repetitive fucking idiot, then it's best for everyone, particularly you, if you kill yourself.

Sorry Eric, I was preoccupied with my racist rubbish. That's a goon 'un, fair play. I shall dig deep into my little book of flids and see if I can come up with a new one. Edit: Who's a flids favourite American singer / composer?

Ok, well in that case, you need a liver transplant.

Rick! Rick! Come quick!

You need help.

Yeah, especially Vienna. What a fucking dump.

Slowly but surely, the lunatic formerly know as Jazz crawls out of his maggot husk, and begins another inevitable meltdown on CC. It's gonna be one hell of a show.

Indeed. And nothing more so illustrates your point than you. Stupid fucking wanker.