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Yeah, it's hilarious. But, in truth, the whole fucking film is hilarious. Think it's about time I watched it again......

very, very close - I was after spack a mac

It's a fair answer, but not the one I was looking for. There's a clue - lightweight.

Good one Eric. I offer, for your perusal - what's a flids preferred lightweight rain protection?

I expect the stupid cunt has Lobsterisimus Bummakisimus.

It's a given. He's a cunt.

It may be possible to instigate an oral flush, should Quincy shite in your mouth without warning. This is one of the very few benifits of this technology, as I see it.

You dunces will no doubt have to "Google" this (with the obvious exception of 'Baws), but basically it's an "app" that allows you to specify "If This Then That" scenarios. So, for example, you can allow it to turn up your heating if it's cold outside (if you happen to have Hive and Amazon Alexa - around £400). All very clever, but I'm sure humanity will survive without such levels of stupidity. I have one more thing to say - Flid Life!

I'd like to stwike Ding, wewy woughly.

Try not to take things quite so literally......

I know exactly the type you are referring to. It's generally a roll up cigarette if I'm not mistaken, and they are usually about 100 years old yet still remarkably active, despite horrific lung cancer eating them from within.

What d'you think Quincy? Flid life?

Good description of these cunts - I like it. Flid life baby!

Swaggering fucking thugs tend to walk like this, as they seem to believe it makes they look "well hard". Some people have a lot of fat under their arms which causes them to jut out. Another cause of this phenomenon is those who "work out" a lot. Whatever the reason, the perpetrator of this ridiculous crime is a stupid fucking cunt. Flid life.

Oh look, another self-stereotyping fucking turd going on about sheep shagging. What do they call you in your village? Jones the spacker? Perhaps Jones the sock puppet?

Word, bro.

Lafin!

Extraordinary! This reply almost resembles written English. Very well done, Panzyspacker.

And we all know what you class as a normal diet, don't we?

I don't spend much time in the office area where I work, but whenever I do, there's always a couple of noisy cunts munching away like fucking pigs. How those sat opposite these cunts manage to resist smashing them in the face is beyond me. I become irrationally angry at the sound of someone taking horse-sized bites out of a Granny Smith, and then chomping away without even attempting to keep their fucking mouth shut. Disgusting, rude, ignorant turds.

There's no age limit on having fun and enjoying yourself, you stupid cunt. It seems, however, there should be an age limit on CC - a minimum age limit. Now, fuck off.

You're damn right it is. And what a spacker, what a complete fucking spacker he is.

Surely it takes a lot more effort to convert every post you make from English, into this absurd "street" language you insist on using, rather than just using English in the first place? Are you a flid or some kind of spacker?

How's the antique glass trade?

'Baws will get it straight away, once he leaves his mind palace and returns to the Corner.