You heartless bastard, Lady P is wheelchair bound, riddled with arthritis, and hasn't been able to reach around and wipe her own arsehole for 20 years. After 50 years of loyal service to British Rail, she was made redundant as she could no longer bump start Delta Diesel locos on cold mornings. She might smell of piss and shit, and be an out and out fucking nuisance on here, but this time I will defend her. Fuck off.