Witheredscrote

I really like his Bakewell tarts, the glace cherries are big.

I couldn't agree with you more, but fuck off anyway.

The dodgy cunt, along with all Volvo drivers, should be fed through a wood chipper

Which reminds me of the sex mad Sperm Whale that bit the end of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen. lol & fuck off

I admire the man, even if he is misguided. He is trying to do something with his life. As for you, it's bed 'til noon, BA sign on at 2.30pm, cash giro at the Post Office 4.00pm, and flat roof pub 'til midnight. What a full and fruitful existence. Fuck off you scrounging sweaty cunt.

This morning the public are sitting in the same four buses and saying ' can you smell stale piss? '

Exactly, the problem with our Neil is that he just doesn't think things through.

And Bara Brith comes from Wales. One helping of that and you will realise why Bubba is such a boring cunt.

Well you have to start somewhere you sad cunt.

He has a big box of balsa wood and some glue, will this help the poor wretch?

Then you are a stupid cunt.. lol .. fuck off ....

You sure, two heirs to the throne present at the function. Security guards, body guards, armed police, helicopters, restricted flying zones, etc, etc. You are paying for that, not Daddy Middleton. If Ahmed charges you 50p too much for your kebab tomorrow, you will get annoyed.

Thanks for putting me right Bawsy, I thought 'she' was a village in Cheshire.

Well you are one of the 99% and should give a fuck about it. It is your tax that , in part, is paying for it. They eat caviar, you eat a kebab. Soppy Northern cunt.

Bawsey, I think that with the aid of 1 kilo of fisting butter, a cardboard toilet roll tube, this little rodent could satisfy even Punkers.

What is public transport?

Whoopee, big news on U.K t v today that the Cuntess of Cambridge's big sister is getting married. The reception alone, being staged in daddy's big back garden, is to cost £250,000. Double that for security as the Royal in - laws will be attending. One great obscenity in a modern world. I hope it pisses down all day, the marquee collapses, they all sample the salmon mousse, and spend the next 7 days stuck on the shitter. Thick, selfish, privileged tossers. I bet Noaksey hasn't got an invite. Cunts

Anthony Hopkins is a Welsh cunt. R.I.P. Bubba

Talking of Apple Ding, is the boring cunt dead. I'm not so much asking, as hoping.

She p.m's you, is it for medical advice. Has she got a severe case of Malawi Minge Maggot through exposing her hairy in tropical climes. Am I right?

At the time of his conviction Shipman was described by the media as Britain's worst serial killer. Wrong, at 300+ victims, surely he was Britain's best serial killer

I smear my test slides with Marmite, it gives those at the lab something to have a good laugh about, plus they can spread it on their toast.

What a stupid fucking question. Do you honestly think that a man of Punkers calibre would lower himself to even think about either shithole. Piss off.

Punkers, I think I must have left my Holland & Holland in your hall closet when last visiting. Do feel free to shoot any chavs you find in your grounds, as rare as that is in Cheshire, it does occasionally happen. If you see any RC helicopters shoot them as well... lol

Most people shit IN a toilet, Are you too lazy to lift the lid, or mentally retarded. Either way, fuck off. lol