Witheredscrote

Fuck off, I bet you have chewed on quite a few leathery old sticks in your time.

I have been reliably informed that at Disneyland, Paris, Mickey Mouse can be seen sporting an Ape wristwatch.

You reading this Rick?

You're fucked then, that's all they hand out at the DSS Food Banks. Most people work and buy their food of choice.

So your beloved Jeremy Corbyn has just announced that, if elected, he is going to create 4 more days of public holidays. St George, David, Andrew, and Patrick. This deluded wanker says it will unite the nation. With the poor state of the U.K. all holidays should be banned, everybody should work more hours, and pubs closed. Maybe, and only maybe the country will get back on its feet. I am just off for a stroll down to the Mairie to cast my vote. Come on Marine, you can do it. Vivre

What from our ethnic friends that I cannot mention apparently. The post was only up for a few seconds before some wankrat pulled it.

Yes, but you are referring to the good end of Canal Street, aren't you

The lighting is deliberately poor, he is also ginger. So that makes him a disgusting smelly fat cunt

I feel at this point I should step in and give my support to this nom, but really I can't be asked.

Shit. Pumzi Uume. ( I learnt this term in Kenya )

WELL DONE PUNKERS, I am 100% behind you on this one, and right beside you, but even I must admit I am dubious about being in front of you.... oh lol

Yes, but he does work for his money, you freeloading cunt.

I don't give a shit how much you value my opinion. Fuck off, I am busy eating fine cuisine and listening to a Marine Le Pen speech.

Oh dear oh dear, you really are dining out on your FlidSpack nom, are you not. Fuck off

Wolfie, up your game will you, you are a fucking embarrassment, you wet wanker. She is wiping the floor with you, whilst creaming her gusset.

Holiday home? I live here full time Edward. In fact the very maison that I sit in now has been in my family for 198 years. If anything, I hope that the next government slaps a mighty tax on U.K caravanners coming over here and cluttering up our roads. The revenue raised could support my pension, and it would encourage oiks like Ape and Ding to holiday in Clacton.

I hope not Edward, I am sure that it is the U.K's contribution that has been funding my French State pension. I have always found it useful for dining out, petrol for the cars etc. If it ends I will have to dip into my private investments, you understand.

23. Thou shalt be nice to the French

Quite right, many a Muirfield member have, and still do play at Rye Golf Club in Sussex. A very exclusive club, and in 1976 Bing Crosby was paired off with the then Secretary of Muirfield whom I caddied for. He tipped me VERY well.

Spot on Decs/Bill/Frank/QC *delete as appropriate.

Tell me Punkers, why do these oiks on here try and 'mix it' with you, a man of high intellectual calibre. It astounds me.

Very interesting, but wouldn't it been a lot easier for you to just have put up that photo of your growler again ( unpixelated this time ). We would have understood what you meant.

Well out of order, Punkers has a valid point. I would wager that Southern has a stuffed Abbo that he uses as a footstool. Fuck off

Well as far as I am concerned, and having studied all the photos, they are in no way comparable. Your watches have no scabs, warts,, or watch springs showing.

That is the way to go with this saddo Droopy. I have an English cousin called Terry, and my wife has a cat called Tibbs, both are cunts