Witheredscrote

I concur

No I do not. This new avian flu outbreak is a bastard. I am having to keep the geese in my bedroom

Fuck off Bill

I am staring at 5 fat geese as I type. What do you think of that?

Hi Fred, welcome to CC, and just to say that if you have complaints about the above, address them to Decimus, he works for the council. Now fuck off. P.s: if you see a road sweeper drive over him, it's probably Eric.

When you're next sweeping the gutters look out for Frank will you

John Peel had borrowed £500 from him the day before, that's why

Now would that be a 6lb monkfish or a 2.72kg monkfish?

Surprisingly yes, a lot do

Is that a typo, did you mean hoped. I just can't cope with you being nice.

Eddie is.

Now, now, just because you had to work today. I went pike fishing on the river Gartempe this morning, 10lb catch, wine and good French company. A vive to you aussi

I strongly advise against that, he was in my employ for 3 years, and now I have 7 brown grandchildren and no furniture

Edward, I hate to have to tell you this, but Eric is Nigerian and as black as Newgate Knocker. What do you think now?

I also had a p.m from him last night, saying that he was having so much fun Bubbabaiting that he was now staying. I think Eric is an indecisive cunt

I wasn't aware that Gong used to live in Wales.

In all seriousness that is the single biggest issue, if the 'square mile' fucks off to Germany and France it will create job losses in U.K running into thousands. Considered useless wankers by most, they do however create wealth and spread it about. On a lighter note, this morning I caught a 10lb river pike which will be tomorrows dinner.

Are you unwell

I know that these fucking newbies are driving you mad, but is that any excuse for posting this rambling shit. Lighten up, get on the ferry and come fishing with old Withers

I will accept that, but in truth isn't it just a case of sour grapes on your part because you didn't come up with this scheme on here. These green newbies would have sent you lots of dosh.

and how pray do you know this if you don't listen to him.

Anything they get their hands on. They are worse than yer cooooooons Eddie. R.I.P Alf Garnett

I'm off to do a days pike fishing, what do you think of that?

Dummies don't need sleep, its the ventriloquist who needs it. You try having your arm up Eric's arse 22 hours a day. Its a real cunt of a job.

If that's Danny Deveto you're fucked