Witheredscrote

Wouldn't know, I don't live in France anymore. I now reside in the most tranquil of England's counties.

I was hanging on the back of the lorry, safest place. Sorry

You are Ding and I claim my 50p

You also thought he had hair didn't you? Every time he went down on you he was probably chewing out hair to make himself a wig. Poor gullible woman.

It is truly refreshing when a member posts a thought provoking and witty response to a nom. Why is it never you?

It is your own stupid fault , Fwank is as shallow as a paupers grave.

It's not my fault Fwank has spurned you. Lighten up for fucks sake, he will be dead soon anyway.

I take it your friends mother was Welsh. 90% of the stuff she had supposedly hoarded, and you were dunging out, was probably crap blown off the M4 hard shoulder and under the door of her filthy hovel. Was it mostly KFC boxes, plastic coke bottles and Celtic Manor plastic carrier bags?

and like the low water closet, full of shit.

The cunt would be black AND blue if we got hold of him

Are you Nigerian or just had a few?

I bet I could manage to flush you away in one. I feel it would be my duty to mankind

Sorry you have been ill mate, I didn't know that. I have known for a long time that you are sick, but that is obvious to anybody reading your jokes.

Bit harsh. You could have ended by saying ..... and never come back COBBER.

Go on Scotters, sing ' Ol' Man River '. You know you want to.

They might be cunts but I will always be grateful to them for the 'I gotta feelin' video. Some really good looking minge. I bet Neil has knocked out a few to that one.

Definitely not French, we are an intelligent people, probably Welsh

How dare you use an emoji to address me you stupid cunt. If you have nothing constructive to say fuck off.

Talking of revolting crap, anybody heard from Decs today?

It must be hard to use a keyboard when a Tiger Woods lookalike is pummelling your arse . lol

I have read 'Uncle Tom's Cabin'. I found it quite disturbing. Harriet Beecher Stowe was a cunt

confirmed

Interesting article Scotters. By the way have you managed to slip your sister - in - law a length yet.

WELSH LIVES MATTER

Only a stairless cunt like you would eat KFC. If Quincy shit in your mouth you would get annoyed though. What's the difference.