Witheredscrote
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I am sure you have saved a fortune
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FRANCE. My geese will confirm it.
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Sorry mate, I can't control it, I am morphing. Yesterday I found myself looking at Range Rovers for sale on line. I can't go into sports shops anymore as I get a stubby when I see golf clubs. I am resisting the arse banditry. Help me please. lol lol ( sorry )
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I am sure they miss your custom. You probably buy your cheap shitty cards from Tescos. I bet you like that 'Fathers Day' one of a man playing golf on a municipal 9 hole course. lol lol
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Whilst I have your attention, rumour has it that Swarm has been away to have his arse re-sleeved with a leg of New Zealand lamb. Very painful procedure apparently. Shoved in frozen, blunt end first, thawed out and then the bone removed. Please be gentle with him Bill.
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Apparent Fuck off you scabby cunt. My geese are inspected by vets and certified free of diseases. Can you say the same for Frank and Dex's ring pieces.
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Alas too late for our 2 resident 'lovers' Dexs and Stickers. I just hope that this new drug can be purchased at Tescos in 25 litre containers. Frank might be interested. lol lol
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You stupid fucking cunt. Drink some bleach
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I have got another MRI next week, fucking hate them, strapped in tight and the fucking thing making noises like a Dalek having an orgasm. I hope you remembered to remove the love egg from your chuff before the scan. If you didn't it will show up as you having problems with your vertebra
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What's with the All bit Stickers. I couldn't have given a fuck about him, in fact I was hoping he was dead
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The amount of time you were absent they must have been big batteries indeed. Fuck off
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To get back on thread Gobbler, I would appreciate a progress report on the house de-infestation. Have you managed to get rid of the little buggers yet? If by chance they got into your hairy ( Frank is a carrier you know ) don't panic. I have a mate who works for Rentokil if you need help.
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What do you expect from a Nigerian.
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Really, is Gobbler Nigerian?
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firm but fair
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Yes Ape, they are often Welsh, I wonder why? Perhaps Bubbles will enlighten us. He is expert at being an attention seeking unfunny cunt.
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If it is the kind of establishment that has Welsh guests, then it is probably down market, owned and run by gay Nigerians, buys its foodstuffs from Tesco and is miles from a golf course.
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Your problem is that you don't like geese.
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Frank can be coarse and very indiscreet at times. He told me about the time you got your hairy caught in the toilet seat hinge and were stuck on the bog for 36 hours. Is this true?
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and what about all the racist anti - French comments on this forum. What about the constant jibes that Punkape has to endure because he is a good practicing Catholic.
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Oh how I am laughing, it has finally been confirmed. Hinkley Point is to be built by EDF to help great Britain with its electric supply. I feel as happy as Punky playing golf with a Catholic priest. For far too long the U.K has rested on its laurels, which incidentally would have withered and died if they had not been given water supplied by Veolia, another fine French company. Vive la France!
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Ferry delays at Dover stopping travel to France.
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Pansyknickers. Since 1987 there has been quite a bit of frog in my missus. Cunnnt -
Punkers, be careful with this IKTC spiv. He appears over familiar, addressing you as punky with a small 'p'. Next he will be inviting you to play a round of golf with him, borrow your clubs and RR etc. I would put money on him being from Lagos...
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I will reply as a mark of sympathy. Lloyds claim to be closing branches due to an increase in on-line banking, falling returns in off shore investments , stagnation in the commercial and property sectors and probabl........ oh fuck this, what a shit nom. Fuck off.
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Well I did drive over one by accident last week when it attacked the front wheel of the tractor. That proper fucked it. No problem, avian necrophilia is all the rage here. Vivre
