Witheredscrote

I think all this trivializing of cancer is wrong and those indulging in it should be banned. It's not funny and it's not clever. You won't get me lowering myself to Bubba's level.

He probably finds it marginally more interesting than bothering with you. Fuck off.

Fuck off, what about the Welsh?

No, no, no, you are wrong. You are confusing this cunt with Ding

Who, Ding or Decs?

Very interesting Ding, but more importantly, I have had a couple of p.m.'s. Apparently Decimus is not too well, he has mud fever which is creating fungal decay of his webs and he is unable to type or walk. You have got to feel sorry for him, haven't you (?)

Exactly Ding, this is the kind of abuse I have to put up with on here. Do the mods do anything about it, do they fuck. Now if I was a gay Nigerian....... you know me, live and let live etc.

Lets hope he buys some and goes on holiday in central Italy. With luck he will start one of his very loud, boring rants about Johnny Foreigner in the bar, and start an avalanche

Stop encouraging the sad old cunt.

We try not to mention cancer on this site, it's inconsiderate. Especially as poor old Bubba is not in good health. Just saying.

The good half is.

Forget this shit. If it wasn't pissflap reduction, was it having hedgehog spines removed from your sheriff's badge. You Romanies will use anything to save on buying bog rolls. Tight cunts.

Just what I needed at midnight ( FRENCH TIME ), the rantings of a pissed, bigoted madman. Much better than a mug of Horlicks to send me to sleep. I just pity your boyfriends arsehole tonight, so much anger.

we're making plans for you

Well, except for Roops. She could take it and a hod full of bricks.

Piss flap reduction?

Fucking hell Dan, if you are ever in my area of France please do come to one of my soirees. The French love to talk and talk and talk. You will fit in very well, and I can go to bed early.

God you are tetchy today. Don't worry, Frank is logging on. Go easy on him. He now reminds me of Ding, but not so funny of course

Well they are used to big pricks. Look at Bubba

It's in todays Sun on - line, complete with photos. So it has got to be true hasn't it?.

All I am saying Snatch is that if my geese had necks as big as this fucking thing, I could not wring them.

I hate this Mexican cunt for the simple reason he has the world's biggest prick. He says it stops him having full sexual satisfaction blah de fucking blah. As I type, our Nobgobbler is no doubt on a 747 to Mexico City, and Punkers is pumping industrial lubrication up his chuff. He wraps the fucking thing in cloth so that he can display it. Please don't post any of the pictures ( in the Sun ) as it will offend Rick.

I'm having a crap as I type this, does that help?

Fuck off you pen pushing cunt.

You won't get it, you are too boring. Even the common cold virus avoids you. Fuck off.