Witheredscrote

Very good looking girls, but can you imagine Neil driving by. He would be out the car, they would be across the bonnet, and their back doors bashed in. The city would be in constant gridlock.

Could be worse, they could have Roops. Cunt

Gobbler told me she had a titan. Lying cunt, it was like a fisherman's wader.

Christ you are one miserable cunt. I bet it will be one fucking great bundle of laughs at Chez Wiz tomorrow.

Well Ratcum can just fuck off then.

You cunt, I am still waiting for you to review the one in Limoges that I liked. On the subject of le cassoulet, the local restaurants do very well, but I prefer to make my own, using spicy merguez sausage. Ape eats curried beans on toast.

Ape is in a foul mood Punkers, he's just told me that Tesco has run out of their own brand custard creams. He seeeems to be gutted.

Fuck off you nosey cunt

Ah yes mon ami, but when I joined CC you were all part of the EU family. Unfortunately I have had instruction from my local maire to despise 'les Anglais'. Sorry, but what can I do, I have to live with these people.

Caught you cold you Northern monkey. Spitfire, a good Kent beer. Hobgoblin, a good Oxfordshire beer. Southern beer is best, got it?

What is there to explain, I am French

You know of our traditions then?. There is one local paysan that I particularly despise, so I pretend he is Welsh, and then I go the extra km with my boot. Joyeux Noel Punkers.

Well done Punkers, just the way to deal with a Welsh worm riddled with STD

Barcelona Uni, how many mopeds did you manage to nick?

I would have given this nom a 'like' if you had not repeatedly used the non word Xmas. Haven't you got the energy to type Christmas you fat cunt, or are you a flid, cutting corners with a pencil in your fat mouth. Fuck it, I will give you a 'like' as its Xmas. Cunt

Neil would fuck Jabba The Hutt. It would look like he was shagging a mirror.

Ratty, these are nice people that are only trying to boost your morale. Please don't mock. Have a slow wank.

Moan, moan, moan. You are never happy are you. Miserable cunt

You are in Ratty, fill yer boots boy.

Yes he is, isn't he.

Ratty, as you can see I have tried to kick start this nom but there are very few takers. To be truthful it is rather shit isn't it.

Imagine saying to her ' God bless yer Mary Poppins' whilst dressed as a chimney sweep,and then standing there whilst she explains your mistake. What larks indeed.

In years to come you will be sitting with your nieces and nephews ( you will never have kids of your own 'cause you are a receiver ) and showing them old Kleftiko videos, saying to them ' This was when Fwank was at the top, but just like Michael Barrymore he got into drugs, arse banditry and lost the plot ' Of course they will be bored shitless, as we are with him now.

You are only doing this so that Tweedledee can give you a 'like'. Meet in the New Year for a pint?

Same old, same old, but never mind. I am sure the brain must shrivel when sitting at a desk wasting ones life. Anyway before I fuck off, answer a question please. I responded to another member when they asked why Will.I.Am hadn't been shot. I replied that it was possibly because he is black and it could start a riot ( a fact in my view when you consider Tottenham and L.A. ). Do you think that was a racist comment?. Admin. obviously did as it was pulled.