Witheredscrote

Has Droopy got weak legs. Why doesn't he move to a bungalow?. Lets be honest, if you left him in charge of a Stannah stair lift he would manage to drive it into a wall.

I have waited all day for somebody to post a decent nom. I am still waiting.

Surely you meant Frank is embarrassing

Sorry, got to dash -

What's with all the full stops. Are you using a Marconi Morse Code key?

Fucking hell, another essay writing wanker. I didn't think you could disappoint me any further, but you have succeeded. Cunt

Poor old Spunky, he has spelt Ryder correctly, but in his minds eye he thinks its Rider. The sap has visions of a Mandingo packing wood like a babies arm clutching a grapefruit, and riding him like Seabiscuit. This weekend will be very disappointing I fear.

So the latest gimmick on London Underground is to get people chatting. After badges for pregnant passengers etc, some stupid naïve cunts are handing out 'Tube Chat' badges to travellers to encourage conversation. Can you imagine sitting there, and an unwashed, smelly, and incoherent badge toting Bill Stickers, hanging from a strap, starts chatting to you. Fuck, I would go and join ISIS, put on a rucksack and join him for a 'chat' next morning, hopefully taking out some cunt carrying golf clubs at the same time.

I bet there is another hole that isn't.

I wish this Cuntflap thing dead Bubba. 'Who will rid me of this troublesome wanker' ( Henry II , 29th December, 1170 )

Agreed, and the sooner the better. We French can't wait for you to go. I had to endure 3 weeks in the U.K, what an abundance of chavs, lard arsed cunts , pikeys and homos. Vivre

You boring cunt, you are better than any anaesthetist I have ever met, Good night.

You come on here giving it large, don't research the member you are abusing, and miss the mark by a mile. To put you right Excrement, Bubba does not live in a fucking bedsit. Its a hovel you thick cunt.

Partly true, but it is a known scientific fact that there is no DNA in urine or stomach gases. As both Punkape and Judas are full of wind and piss, such tests would be inconclusive surely.

If I wanted to read a boring essay I would ask my grandson to send me one. Fuck off.

As long as its not over France. We don't do fat or ginger here. Anyway football and associated topics are for irons.

Easy mistake Swarmers. I thought this Levis Cuntflap was talking about Anal Lisa, who is married to our resident Nigerian George Cooney

Its gonna be a long night with shit like this.

You are nothing if not original. The fact that you don't mind the Welsh will let Bubba sleep easier in his bed tonight. Fuck off you sloppy turd.

That is spooky Scotters, Knowwharramean is an Aboriginal town in the Northern Territory. It is twinned with Punkisapervo in Croatia.

Why ruin a perfectly good floor by cutting a hole in it. I shit on the floor.

Have you ever tried using a laptop in a rusting iron lung, radiation everywhere, you insensitive tosser. How I wish it were Fwank Polyp.

Pile of shit

I tried opening the link but it said 'not working'. Just like Fwank then.

Inconsistency!!