Forget all this shit Bill. The doctors have just been round and they are stopping my radiotherapie. It is causing metal fatigue in my iron lung apparently. I still haven't had a word of sympathy from Frank. What a selfish cunt. Paranoid polyp indeed.
Have any other members noticed, that of late, Bill has been 'liking' Roop's posts. What a snivelling little, crawling, arse licking cunt. ( or cunt licking arse )
Many the times they have sat down for tea and cakes in Aleppo over the last year and have experienced the same feelings. Bollocks to the bombs, where are the cherries.
I'm not so sure Ding, he p.m'd me and said he was very depressed. Apparently his wife has fucked off with a golf playing Nigerian, and some cunt has been posting turds through his letterbox.
No. Gyps, are you willing to do Dec's eulogy if it is required, I am fearing the worst. It is so sad when a valued member's star starts to fade.
R.I.P Decimus. Sadly pissed.
Think yourself lucky that Decimus has fucked off for good, or he would have fucked you off for good. I bet you have put your lips together and blown a few times.