Witheredscrote

Come on Scotty , he can't help being a thick nosey cunt. Sarcasm is beneath even a miserable tosser like you. Just because yer missus wouldn't drain your sack this morning I bet.

Well done you for spotting that Gobbler. I constantly have to fight the urge to do that but my English side restrains me . It is a truly cuntish gesture.

'Australian gift wrapping' would be a good search. The very fact that you would be even considering a twat has enforced my opinion of you.

Don't tell me , you are a big fat cunt ?

like my arsehole today

Renault back seat

Papa ou Pere pardon

YES ! MY MOTHER WAS FRENCH. Je suis bovvered

That's great , I will have 200 of them , gift wrapped as attached

I prefer to wear le pantalon out of respect for my late mother who was French and always late. Plus in France our tractors have cabs and I would have sprayed the glass !

A bit like my arse today

I am nominating myself. After 28 straight days of 'radio' treatment and swallowing loads of medication to protect my vitals I was VERY constipated. My doctor offered me more pills to help move things along. I declined and said I would deal with it naturally. Mid morning today I ate 2 tins of saag aloo , washed it down with 2 cans of Guinness and had 6 green figs for dessert. At 4 p.m. I jumped down from my tractor and upon landing followed through. There is no way of salvaging my skivvies and the missus will be hosing my jeans for the foreseeable future. I truly am a stupid filthy cunt.

This cunt is as thick as the 2 cunts called Chandler ( 2009) who having been advised not to sail around the Horn of Africa tried it anyway , got captured by Somalian pirates and held to ransom. British tax payers got them out. Then in 2012 they set sail again. Stupid ,stupid cunts.

I hope for his sake his dick is bigger than his voice. Stupid cunt.

Yes but be honest it was a shit nom and you are a cunt by the fact that you have taken my post seriously.

Oh I don't know , it has made me laugh over the last month . We must take pity on poor Bill as in all probability his balls haven't dropped yet.

Fucking hell , people have knocked me for some of my topics but this load of shite is puerile in the extreme. With extreme luck you will both choke to death on your own vomit. No doubt that Deccs , Stickers and the rest of the Inner Circle of Arse Lickers will soon be bashing your 'like' buttons with their flaccid dicks. Cunts.

Sphincter Surfer

Had to look up this cunts name. A so called comedian who shouts and squawks his way through the 'Enterprise Hire' and 'Toyota' adverts. Another complete nausea making tosser taking a British job. Whats going on in the U.k. This cunt does need burning.

Agreed. In the late '80s my local near to where I worked was the Gladstone Arms ( off Borough High Street ). Real beer and none of your northern gassed up piss or Green King shite from Norfolk. This has probably been taken over by Wetherspoons or some other bunch of gobshites. Yes Sarf of the river is best.

try harder PLEASE

you truly are an arrogant cunt. In all likelihood nobody will attend .

Is that directed at me or is it a cry for help ?

You are about to be shown the red card you cunt.