Witheredscrote

On 28/10/2023 at 23:47, Frank said:

 

I've been married to a French woman for over 30 years, Decs. You don't know you're born.

Really?  I thought she was a slope called Ming, or was it your new Dutch wife, that you were telling us about.  

You stupid, bullshitting cunt.

11 minutes ago, Neil said:

He did fuck Liz Hurley though.Mind you,who hasn't?

You?

50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I quite liked ‘Cheers’ back in the day. I never bothered watching ‘Frasier’ because of all the characters in Cheers, he seemed the least worthy of a spinoff series. Fat Norm, Cliff the postman. Fair enough, Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson went on to much bigger things, but Carla wasn’t particularly busy except for being Mrs DeVito.

An overpaid mediocre Septic actor.  If he didn't have so much money, he couldn't have bought all that booze, 'antidepressant' drugs, and afforded the electric to run the jacuzzi. He was asking for trouble. 

Fuck him.

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Wanker. 

A complete insult to wankers.

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Would you fight a goose?

Forget this shit. I was at the CHU Limoges this morning, for a scan.  Didn't look too good to be honest. Afterwards I popped along to the Thanatologie dept,  signed a few papers, and donated my cadaver to medical science. 

Apparently I am a walking miracle. Fuck off.

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I would fight an alligator. They’ve got little short spazzy arms so I could get in close and work the ribs.

Wolfie wouldn't fight one, and the boring cunt wouldn't need to.  Simply talking to the poor creature would drive it to biting off its own head.

11 hours ago, Decimus said:

The human centipaedo.

I can assure you that Frank and I won't let this go. Prepare yourself for a spit roast, you web footed wanker.

16 hours ago, Wolfie said:

It's a bit of an odd one.

While the North Atlantic is pretty stormy during October as cold air/water meets warm, which means they probably couldn't see each other at around 5am in the dark, owners of cargo ships carrying hundreds of millions-worth of stock generally invest in modern navigation equpiment, specifically designed to ensure ships can plan their routes to avoid such collisions.

Perhaps one of the captains had hands like Pen, and as he was trying to steer the ship in turbulent conditions, his great, big, mammothy shovel-size hairy hamfists became trapped into the helm wheel, making it accidentally change course into the approaching ship. Just a thought.

Over 100 words of uninteresting bollocks. Carry on like this,  you will make the leader board, and be in good company.

Twerp.

56 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Having a total prick like TalkBollox topping the leaderboard paints a pretty grim picture of the state of CC. What on earth is going on? 

Sour grAPEs?

On 19/10/2023 at 23:41, camberwell gypsy said:

We are all some kind of cunt on here, OCR. 

I'm not sure which type I am. 

An annoying one?

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Talking of dumb, I'm now watching BBC 1 News @ 08:25 and they're doing a feature on stammering with a couple of guests - it's absolutely fucking hilarious but also somewhat frustrating, watching Thomas trying to get words out but pulling facial expressions as if he's on the vinegar strokes.

You sad, sick cunt. If I told Thomas you were dying of cancer, he would say G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-good.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Witherrrsssssssss is a supergrass extraordinaire, his geese will have to be quick off the fucking mark if they want to get in before he self-snitches.

Oh dear, not again.

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

The poor old frogs.Their rugby team is just like their army….fucking useless. At least their women know how to get the job done.

Yawn.

14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I’ve heard that @Witheredscrote now dresses as a Wehrmacht stormtrooper when he buggers his geese in some kinky WW2 role play shit. The geese are obviously playing the part of every French woman desperate for hun sausage in 1940, in the 1 month, 2 weeks and 1 day it took Gerry to conquer frog land 

14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I’ve heard that @Witheredscrote now dresses as a Wehrmacht stormtrooper when he buggers his geese in some kinky WW2 role play shit. The geese are obviously playing the part of every French woman desperate for hun sausage in 1940, in the 1 month, 2 weeks and 1 day it took Gerry to conquer frog land 

Been done to death before, and 'liked' by the site's top boring, plagiarising twat.

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

@Ape™️ where does all this anger come from?

Only he can answer that, but I think it comes from that time when his dear old Mum's neighbour deposited their garden waste in her wheelie bin. He went ballistic, and took to shitting behind any trees he took a dislike to.

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I can strongly recommend the spiced rum from the North Point distillery near Thurso. Drinking at least one bottle is de rigeur before driving the Drumbeg loop.

There was a small grocery shop in Drumbeg that sold 'local' 12 year whisky @ 55.3 proof. I still have a bottle, which is now 33 years old. I am going to drink it when Frank actually does die.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

If I wanted to roam the outermost fringes of civilization and encounter incomprehensible and savage natives I'd do the North Coast 500 again. 15,000km and 3-4 months seems somewhat excessive - I bet you don't even get haggis with your fried breakfast every morning.

A pint of heavy in Durness, and exploring Smoo Cave is about all the excitement I needed. Especially when the locals were rutting.

10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

It’s been sometime since I’ve posted Drew, but it’s heartwarming to know you’re still a blithering drunken idiot, about 2 tins of kestrel super away from choking on your own vomit whist lying in a hedge, shitting your pants

Dont ever change 

I've  noticed you've been gone for some while. Cancer?

44 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Well if you don't believe Ewan macgregor and Olivia Coleman shame on you .I saw Ewan lifting a cardboard box in Africa on one advert .At least he's doing something rather than just sitting on his arse in one of his 2.5 million pound properties picking gold dust out of his navel .Olivia flew to Yemen .I'm sure they were really pleased to see her .The trouble with you is you're cynical.

 I'm sure he finds being a pallbearer for 10 kids upsetting.

15 hours ago, Wolfie said:

At least the cheap, pressure-treated softwood table doesn't outshine the plastic, faux wood floorboards. But seriously Frank, dining alone again?

The missus has gone out tonight with a couple of her pals, which means when she returns at around wine o'clock, there's an excellent chance I'll get my card stamped.

Truthfully, when was the last time you put your penis inside of another person?

@Wolfie Look at the picture again. I'm pretty sure that it's Ming leant up against a chair. The very dead, rancid Tiddly-Wink.

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

Bliss…

https://ibb.co/FzRqPWV

Bliss. Where is this shithole?  Door open to let in the traffic fumes, and let the cockroaches out. Are you in trouble?

18 minutes ago, Frank said:

You need to try a Flake. It tastes like chocolate never tasted before. 

Particularly when it's just been pulled out of your rancid bum hole

On 25/03/2021 at 20:03, Eric Cuntman said:

I remember when Bubba thought that I was another of your multis. You were Bedbug at the time. 

 He thought Roadkill was a woman as well.

I miss the Welsh cunt.

This is true, and how you, and others mocked me. Well it has taken me 2 years 9 months to breed 5,000,000 of the little cunts. I even deposited a few thousand of them under a mattress in Caister-on-Sea. They all died.

51 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Idiot.

How much worse can things get before it finally goes down the shitter.  I feel at least one nonce allegation coming on, to liven things up. P.M. me with hard facts, and I will take one for the team. 

R.I.P. Ed,  you stupid black cunt.

10 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Isn't it time for you to give us an insight into how you can be posting on here 24/7 and yet lead a fulfilling life?

My guess would be is that he is a bullshitting, drugged up, uppity cotton picker.

Louis XVI Commode, my arse.