Frank

Well, now who’s the dog? You shoulderless defected sperm-shooting specimen. Fucking right you’ll ignore me.. you’ve been played like a fiddle and you’re one step away from completing the 9 step program. Adhere to the rules and we’ll get along just fine. Understood?

Step 8.

Alf, I really like you. You’re very much like my old dad. Solid. Could you recommend a good book?

If there's anything I've learnt over the years, ape, it's knowing when one has received a final warning.

Standby.

What's the dress code, scrotes?

Mrs R, please.. when will this cunt ever learn?

Jazz after the recent roops intervention, I’m not convinced my bullet-proof 9 step program is having the desired effect. Shall we just be friends?

It’s just you and I Bill. Drew’s out for the count. Have you ever loved another man?

Spot I’m taking a nap at Fleet services and just noticed Gobbie’s disappeared from the members board. What the fuck is going on? I’d like it to be known that I drive a lorry for a living.

Your hands are tied, spacker boy. The only likeable thing about you is your son’s artwork. I reiterate.. gone by Friday, guaranteed.

I see admin have had to delete another two of your disgusting derogatory posts. 4.

A slight contradiction and you revert to type. Think before you post, wolfie.

Living in old work boots is not living, wolfie. Do you understand?

No.

Having a disability in the family is tough going, especially when YOU are the cause. Look, Jazz, I understand why you act the idiot and you have my sympathies. You have great tenacity where your son’s concerned but the rules must be adhered to. Do NOT mention my mother again! Stage 2.

I bought a denim shirt last week in Slowear of South Molton Street. I wasn’t convinced but the nice Italian staff said it looked great on me... breaks the stiffness of an unlined suit when combined with a chukka. As soon as I had left I realised I’d forgotten my phone. I rushed back in only to catch them doing squatted spam-head impressions.

I like you Snowey. When you become a little animated and drop your guard, you actually come across thicker than your humourless shitty bin man character. Just be yourself.. no one cares.

They’re beautiful but I can’t pull it off in a size 11. I’ve ordered the mirrorless full-frame Nikon z6.

I suppose it’s nice to see you pop up from time to time, but you’ve never really been much cop, Alf. Part of the furniture.. the brown stuff.

I don’t know Pen but he does a lovely line in loafers. What are you thoughts on a man in a pair of Belgian loafers?.. https://www.baudoinandlange.com/shop Assume a sockless tanned ankle.

Sprezzatura. It appears to be open season as far as Jazz is concerned. His depictions of me fucking my dead weimaraner mother up the arse is fair play. However, allowing ratcum to continuously post in jumbo font upsets me dearly. Deal with it, please.

You may recall that I recently said that I don’t read your posts. That’s not entirely true. On occasion, and unlike widardsleeve, you sometimes make me laugh. If I was in your shoes, I’d wank off to that.

Quince I’m going to Plymouth for 10 days on Thursday. Can you recommend a book? I’ve just finished the Killing Eve box set. I like that actress, a lot.