Frank

You've been warned. Any further insulting or disrespectful remarks and you'll be gone. Understood?

You are treading on very thin ice. Keep your fucking mouth shut.

Ed it’s widely accepted that you’re fucking thick.. really really stupid, but what are you going to do about Spanky’s tone?

Without you, Snatch, there is no Corner. Breathe. You’ll, you’ll and you’re.

There’s very little contrast between your usual Jewey trite and the all-new nasty and somewhat desperate Rat 2018. You might’ve been here since the year dot, but quite simply, you are rubbish.

Ed I’ve just watched ‘Call Me By Your Name’. It’s a beautiful film with a wonderful soundtrack. You’ll love it.

Answer the question you prissy little humourless fuck.

Who exactly is your target audience on here Luke? There’s a fundamental flaw in each and every one of your posts. What do you think it is?

Imagine the size of her balls.

Lighten up little mincer.. it's only me having a little play with the boys. Faggot.

It’s not as easy as that Eric. My hair started receding in my late 20’s and I’ve never really got over it. I know it’s not a great beard, but it does offer some comfort and compensation.

Judge I’m in a mess. I hate skiing, skiers, boarders.. everyone. The roads in and out of Val d’Isere are closed and I’ve missed my flight. I’ve been called an Arab, faggot, Jean Renault, a fucking wanker, an asylum seeking criminal, syphilitic wank bag, Kelly Starlight and Cat Stevens. Who do I turn to?

I think the man’s a little rattled, Pen.

Tartiflette. All pistes closed today and tomorrow. Failed at fitting snow chains.. paid a little man. Reading ‘Man Who Mistook his Wife for a Hat’. Hate my wife.

The difference between you and I, ratcum, is that I know I’m shit. You lame and snidey fucking jew.

I'm the best on here. Always have been.

Gyps you unwashed and drunken gormless piece of shit, tell us one of your midnight funnies.

I think it was 2011-12. We’ve been through several cycles, but you’ve been shit for a while now. Why?

You’ll agree that our best days on here are probably behind us, Withers. Although we’ve both been around from almost the very beginning, why do you think it’s my character that’s most likely to be remembered, and not yours?

Do you recall those six months when almost every member with a soul was banned except for you and Manky? You reluctantly took the helm and almost immediately steered the site into a wall, whilst Manky repeated his tedious fucking northern related shit over and over and over again. I can't stand you, Ape.

I don't really know who you are, but I can tell you this for nothing.. I do not like Manky.

Honestly Manky, you really are fucking rubbish.

Shut your ugly fucking mouth. I know what I’m doing.