Frank

When the kids break up around the 12th. Amangalla in Galle for a few nights, then a week in Amanwella in Tangalle. We might do a few days in the Tea Country. It's a lot of money, proper.. gorgeous though. Best you don't look.

I know you're there, luke... I sometimes see you in my peripheral. Like a snotty nosed man-child pulling at my trouser leg.

Hang on in there, nocti...

You just don't cut it I'm afraid. I have never known a cunt on here to tap out so many words devoid of any humour. Your ingrained fucking bitterness nullifies any potential. Consider yourself boxed.

Spot.. dad, the dippy admin bod in the hat keeps sending me PM's requesting all sorts of shenanigans. Now the dope wants me to return as punkape to stir some shit amongst the usual moronic saps that he struggles with. Surely Frank is the star of the show?

Very good.

A classic case of a lonely and weathered, cock-starved, two-bit two bob cobweb fannied thicko.

This is diabolical. Dopey fucking whore.

Without knowing it, you come full circle, Ed... double two-time. You thick fucking dope.

I had a 'Paul' baguette en route and was stopped by the genderme in Paris. I have a remote péage bleeper for the autoroute. How's that?

True. However, I've just driven from Marlborough in Wiltshire to Clermont Ferrand. Twelve hours via Calais. What do you think about that, Ed?

It made me laugh. Plank.

A real sparkling side-splitter. Idiot.

The standard has been really poor on here lately, decs. It's all a bit.. flat.

Loving your work, Judge.

I didn't know. It's been a while since a cunt brought a tear to my eye. Took my father to see him a couple of months back. What a lovely man..

You just can't help yourself, can you?

You banged him up his bumhole. That's why you fucking stupid cunt.

Before I go, I want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to reach out. I'm a great listener. I've been worried about you ever since you posted that photo of you sitting alone on the park bench. I can only hope you're seeing someone about the depression. It's a killer. You've been honest with me, so it's only fair that I tell you that I am all woman. Until December... x

You quite like him eh? I've just received his PM, and you'll be pleased to know that I won't be around for a while. See you Mike.

The 'man' is as soft as shit, Mike. Sitting at home with his two kids and a god awful wife.. watching doctor fucking who. What a cunt.

You're a managing agent or a fucking conveyancer bod! Either way, what do you know about evictions? Finally a breakthrough.. a useful stubborn cunt.

Exactly what was required.. A concise explanation of the landlord and tenant act 1988. Tell us what you know about the Section 8 and its Service. Wanker.

Why wasn't the word 'usually' in bold italics? You need to be a little more transparent. Besides, the landlord doesn't usually pay council tax. He might pay tax on rental income, depending on his own personal circumstances. I'm afraid it appears that you're making shit up... worse than bawsey. Nice new avatar. Respect.

Your first attempt at this post more or less answers your own question. Idiot.