Frank

He certainly is that! However, the sap's right about that humongous fucking chip on your shoulder. Any endearing qualities you may have are wasted on your God awful taste in music. Drop dead.

It certainly gives me a breather, Gong. When he logs in, I'm a nervous wreck!

Ape, there is something really rather odd about you. I can't put my finger on it, but the astute Prof certainly has. Sick!

I'm heading back towards Saint-Étienne in the morning, withers. If that's anywhere near you, I'd love to meet for an apéritif and a punch-up. You fucking oik.

I've had a long drive today, decs. Marseille to Burgundy.. 500km. They've closed the restaurant and I'm in the bar listening to a couple of old English cunts talking grapes.

What are you.. a fucking child? Shove it up your arse.

Bit late for backtracking, Baldrick. You've be sucking my scrote all week.

You're a worrier, aren't you Mike? Little things swimming around your thick fucking nut as you lay in bed at night wide eyed, repeating over and over again... 'it's only a website, it's only a website'. Suffer you little wet fuck.

Brave effort QC. I'm still shaking from the battering I received over my recent nom. I was literally shot to pieces. Keep strong. Welcome aboard.

Anyone would think the man's trying to get up me.

I wasn't expecting an easy crowd, Mike. They'll warm to me.

Now that's being silly. You're a young father, decs.. spend the afternoon with the kids, not on here. All they want is your time. They'll be gone before you know it. Here, have this on me x ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sTBRByB_cw&sns=em

Understood. I just don't like to see you reducing yourself to farcical shite for the kids sake. If I'm honest, I'm rather impressed at your machoismo... throwing down fellow passengers belongings into the aisle! Extraordinary.

They've all been closed down now, Ed. These days I order my poppers online and lap up all the cock and balls I need from the comfort of my armchair.

Besides tourists, backpacking suburbans and Eddie, I sometimes wonder what other sane bod would go to see a film in those ghastly fucking imax cinemas. I imagine you measure shit in double decker buses. Try the Everyman in Hampstead, you idiot.

If you say so. No hard feelings, bawsey... I thought a child had hacked your account. You might be good at counting cards, but you're not fooling us, minkey. Keep it real.

Whether you can afford it or not, I expect you travel economy. That's fine. An overhead locker in cattle covers almost three aisles and usually three, sometimes four seats deep. Are you making this shit up or were you drunk last night?

I'm terribly sorry decs, spot wouldn't lift the ban until I posted a nom, however shit. He's given me a final warning... post three noms within a week or be permanently banned. You might like the next one .. 'Dom & Steph from Gogglebox'.

It's incredible how a bit of sun can change one's mindset. Fancy a pint? 'You're'.. silly.

I stand corrected.. that seems like a good source. Thank you, Snatch.

I'm toning down the smugness, ed.. making amends. Consider this one an amuse-bouche.

I don't know about you bawsey, but I'll donate £70 to Cunts Corner if it's proven there was a beurrrmbe on that plane. The noise from the poorly repaired fucking tail falling off would be indistiguishable from that of an explosion in the hold. Some input from you on this wouldn't go amiss. Shit.

If you found a fellow to be particularly handsome, would you have any problem telling him so?

Cheers Spot