Frank

It's just monotonous shite over and over with you, wiz. I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say, with respect, that you serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever. Every inch a repugnant, redundant berk of the very highest order. Stick your server sync issues up your arse.

Eau de disabled toilette.

Releasing your three day pent-up emotions on poor defenceless Jackie is fucking weak in the extreme. I can't imagine what he'll come back with. Shit.

Pile of shit.

I'm going to turn in, Ding. Good night sweet pea x

Understood. As dope luke rightly says, he's put it in and up me so many times, I am practically destitute. Today was an opportunity to have a little dig at him without retaliation. I'm no match for that man's intellect.

What's the thinking behind all of this carrying on, dingalong? If you've 'modded a few places', one might assume you'd have the foresight to let it fucking go on a Sunday evening. Idiot.

I've been looking for a new friend.

Don't panic fuckwit, idiot Ape will eventually pass comment on your latest shitty nom.

Intimidating the sap by vetting his posts is a little cruel. Certainly worse than the cooler. Decs, perhaps you might want to dip your toes in and start with the weather. Allow me to get you started... Today was the hottest November day on record.

Now would be a good time for him to reflect on what sort of father he's been to his two neglected children. He could take a leaf out of nocti's book and pretend they don't exist. An awful state of affairs in every respect.

Whilst mother fucking mute decimus keeps tapping his 'like' button, I can only hope it encourages you to continue in this vein.

Ming cooked a roast beef for the first time this afternoon, Spot. She cooked it to buggery mind. I suppose poor Baldrick had it coming.

Breath Pépée.. breath! It's 'you're' and 'a lot'

To be fair to the weasel, he stood tall when it counted.. rightly or wrongly defending poor never-been decimus. A real life Baldrick

It's 'to' Snatch

.. after a brief dribbling pause for thought. Double dunce.

I do tend to repeat myself.. I'll give you that. I think my weaknesses, and there are many, have been laid bare on here for everyone to see. This facade of superiority really has backfired on me. If I'm honest, I really am a fan of yours.

I don't like it up me.. no.

Lighten up Pépée, I'm only here to provide a little balance. Saying that, I never thought I'd be up against someone so stupendously dim as you. I'm a sucker for a challenge.

Pile of shit. Idiot.

A mods job is a thankless task. The sap deserved a ban.. and more! The only disappointment was that tenant bill didn't go down with him. An utter utter pair of pompous up their own arses student type fucking cunts of the very highest order bar none.

I couldn't sleep last night .. deeply worried about my good friend's well-being. Dec if you're out there and reading this, take a few minutes to listen to Joni. Then throw yourself under a steam train. The kids will be fine.

Well Gyppo, it looks like it's just you and me. Fancy a fuck?