Frank

Bill's behaviour this afternoon has been nothing less than fucking disgusting. However, to be fair, he is right in every respect.

No. I had to drive the Pagoda over to Mercedes in Amersham. Pissing with rain and no wipers. I'm now on the metropolitan line to Baker Street. I don't really do the tube.

I really am shit Alf... the Les Dennis of the Corner.

It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under. Aaha huh huh huh. Shit.

Maybe Alf, but this continuous feigned and overdone bullshit should not be accepted by artisan's like you. I can see Snatch or MikeD getting something from it... the saps. I'm a huge Decimus fan and absolutely love his work on here. I guess dumbing down for the saps in the cheap seats must be something he finds necessary.

Another contrived pile of shit. Why do you bother?

My penis is smaller than average, but certainly not 'pin' like. Using the P word upsets be dearly.

'To travel is to educate'.. J. Charmers. I don't care much for his pinched rat-like Irish face.

Fucking hell tot, you are one boring minkey. We have humorous intellects constructing whole paragraphs these days. There's even one cunt, who's name (bill) I won't mention, who will go to extraordinary lengths to entertain. His recent tale about playing pool with his mates was so funny, I laughed until I stopped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMAq223gM8A&sns=em

With all respect, I'm not sure if you are fit for purpose.

I was right about your wife, wasn't I? I'm sorry Proper.

It's in the video... to premiere on the Corner this coming Tuesday. The title track is .. 'Slottin' Crisps In Gobbies Fanny'.

An armed midget clairvoyant is on the run after robbing our local post office. The police have warned the public of a small medium at large. I'll get me boat..

Spot you sorry state of affairs, I've just finished recording a new single dedicated to the very lovely two-bob chomper Gobbie. It's a sweet bluesy number with just me and the old Gretsch. Lyrics provided by the Rev.

A most incredible mind. If it wasn't for the fact that you couldn't locate MH370, I'd be mightily impressed. Worm.

Baws we've never really got to know one another. Shyness and stuff often holds me back in a relationship. I think it's time we shared a little something together. I like you... a lot.

Phew. I'm not looking to endorse any sort of approach, but I would certainly recommend a second opinion. There's something in your tone that suggests you might not be with us for much longer.

It doesn't get any better than this. I was so great back then...

Cancer?

It may not have been said, but it was deathly quiet without those two pricks. We did have bawsey I suppose...

Let's work on our relationship MikeFuckingD. You know I like you really.. a lot. Have this on me - Blackstabbers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzTeLePbB08&sns=em

Mike, with the utmost lack of respect, you're clearly not the full ticket.. certainly way out of your depth on here.

It's quite extraordinary that you obviously still suffer after all these years. A touchy little humourless man, probably no taller than 4ft, with a big fat fucking chip on your shoulder. MikeFuckingD you are without doubt, after Snatch and Proper, the Corner's most tedious sap extraordinaire.

Do you recall the relentless bullying I received from cunts Furio and Bender?