Frank

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can eat that. But I only like Milky Bar chocolate. Cadburys white chocolate is shit. 
And Milky Bar buttons are bestest.

Eric, are you saying - five times within the past three days - that you have some sort of allergic reaction to chocolate?

Just now, Cuntybaws said:

Blatant leaderboard manipulation. I thought you were better than this.

They're all quality posts, Baws. Don't tell me your finger never hovers over the like button whenever I appear. Let yourself go, fucking tight-arse fandan. 

Just now, Witheredscrote said:

Frank, I never thought I'd say this, but you have become an absolute bore, to such an extent that I have started to find Eric Wikipedia Cuntman interesting. Please take your fucking dog, your Gouda scoffing fucking wife, and the fucking leader board, and fuck off.

It's this or a blank page, Withers. I paid good money for this domain so get your act together, you stupid fucking old cunt. 

Just now, and said:

Frank, to some of the more discerning patrons of this site, you'll always be The Best on here, no matter what the easily manipulated by cunts, leader board indicates. 

Thank you. 

Just now, Wolfie said:

What a feeble pigeon-stepping attempt towards portraying yourself as a red-blooded male after your recent exchanges with Decs and ongoing legacy of poofery. You're as predictable as a Max Verstappen win, and likely as bent as a half-grand umbrella. Billy, if this is his name, wouldn't be the first dark brown sausage 'dawg' you've partnered, lol.

That last post puts me in second place on the LB, and with dickhead decs self-medicating on young cock, I'll be the best on here come the weekend. 

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Nothing wrong with ambition, but you do seem a bit preoccupied with celebrities. Perhaps you should target a more attainable woman? 
 Supermarkets are a a superb place to find one. You can see whether you have similar tastes by what she buys. And you can get an idea of her personality from how she conducts herself in the checkout queue.

 Although supermarkets tend to have car park CCTV. So probably best to follow her for a while before attempting an abduction.

My dachsie Billy is a fanny magnet like no other. All the tarts want a piece of him and you can only imagine what's on display when they're three inches from the ground. Shame I prefer the fellas, lol. LOL.

Just now, Penny Farthing said:

Is Decco the oily looking cunt on the left?

Spotted this afternoon in Dereham.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Never tapped it out. Sidebar bollocks.

Sometimes I lie.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

 

Can't find owt on nightclubs but here's the list of cities in uk with the most pubs

https://www.beerguild.co.uk/news/revealed-britains-pub-capitals-takes-top-spot/

5th place is interesting. I wonder if @Decimushas been thrown out of any of them?

You'll find Decimus in Fetch every Friday and Saturday night, whilst pretending to be overseas.. where they don't have the internet.

https://fetchnorwich.com/saturday/

4 hours ago, nocti said:

Good morning Frank. What do you make of this? Apparently aliens have got sick of mutilating cows and appearing to toothless redneck yanks, and have now switched the target of their fancies to odious pot-bellied talent vacuums from Stoke-on-Trent.

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/robbie-williams-claims-aliens-targeting-9199543

I'll tell you something, Nocti. I was searching youtube this morning for John Williams' version of Recuerdos de la Alhambra, when your mate Robbie appeared in the side bar. What the fuck is going on? I've tapped that fucking cunt's name out once in my life... when I last decided to rattle your cage. Just look at him mocking the Elvis lasso.  

On 11/03/2024 at 22:33, nocti said:

It's often said that the best things in life are free, but I'd happily pay to see that cunt being flayed alive, rolled in salt and vinegar chipsticks, then lowered slowly feet-first into an industrial wood chipper. I bet the sound he'd make would be infinitely better than any of his shit songs, the fat fucking Stoke-on-Trent chancer. 

47 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Yet another unfulfilled promise, just like your assertion that you'd finish off last weekend at the top of the LB.

And now we're here. Not only have you ended this bank holiday nowhere near a top four spot, you haven't even managed to put a chink (lol) in my armour, despite a record amount of weekend posts attempting to do so.

I'm bowing out again for the foreseeable on a high, it was nice doing business with you, although it looks like the transactional result ended up in my favour...number five wanker.

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

It's a devolution of the mind, and quite the outrage when you consider the country that this has been implemented in. A nation that once boasted the envy of the free-thinking literati of Europe, amongst whom stood the likes of Adam Smith, David Hulme and Adam Ferguson. 

I doubt you will ever now see a second Scottish enlightenment where its citizens will lead the world in theorising, philosophising and innovating the way humankind in the future will adapt and evolve its attitudes towards society, the economy and literature. 

What hope is there of a second 'The Theory of Moral Sentiments' when your average woad-wearer can no longer say "nig-nog" on Twitter without fear of censure?

Shameful.

Shut up you little faggot.

Just now, Decimus said:

The numerous references to your back door specialist proclivities is hardly an indication that I also indulge in marathon gobbling sessions. 

Queer is as queer does as they say in the deepest and darkest regions of Soho. If the white plimsoll fits you can hardly complain when every time your name is referenced by either myself or anyone else on here, it's usually in conjunction with a homophobic slur.

In other words, if you want it to stop, cease dressing like a twelve year old, gender neutral San Franciscan. Take a hammer to your bent as fuck dog and replace it with an Alsatian, and don't post any more nominations about how badly you want to fuck a hairy soldier-dwarf.

Do you know what I mean...mate?

If you think this is going to put a cap on your posts from last night, you've got another thing coming. We see you.

Just now, Witheredscrote said:

I for one don't give a fuck, and am sick and tired of the cunt already. Canada indeed.

The blousy coker had to force himself off the site by mentally leaving the country. Apart from showing out down at the Duncan.. or whatever the cock-chomping equivalent is in Norfolk, the maggot's been nowhere. I'll finish him off this afternoon, do you now what I mean?

10 hours ago, Wolfie said:

How many pairs of shoes, boots, trainers etc. do you own Frank, and to what approximate value new?

etc.,

22 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It's the bugle.

I could never quite put my finger on it, but now it's absolutely clear. Crystal. You're a mincer... a queer, snorting coke from cock. Of course it doesn't make any difference to any of us, assuming you can make us laugh before the weekend comes to a close.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

OK... meanwhile... in the Red (Ginger) Corner Decimus, in the Blue (Greasy dago) Corner Frank. Gay mud wrestling. 

Is it just me, or has Decimus returned to the Corner in the guise of John Inman?

17 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Or could it be that you're not happy in your head, which is why you fill the void with so many shoes?

It could be, yes. I collect umbrellas too.. got them coming out my ears. They're mostly made up of the wooden one-piece offerings from Swaine Adeney Brigg. They have a fabulous boutique in Burlington Arcade. I bought a hickory stick just the other week in French navy... https://swaine.london/products/hickory-umbrella-for-men-french-navy?_pos=6&_fid=84beb6dc7&_ss=c

Just now, Wolfie said:

How many pairs of shoes, boots, trainers etc. do you own Frank, and to what approximate value new?

You know what they say... if you're not happy in your shoes, you're not happy in your head. 

Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Join me in picking on@entitled little cunt then, you greasy, faggot cunt.

Cmon lets get him. 

I've just ordered myself a few pairs of GATs... a reproduction of the understated trainer (plimsoll) that Adidas produced in the seventies for the German army. Available in several colours with a gum sole.  

On 19/03/2024 at 23:44, Dyslexic cnut said:

Faecal Frank’s felching fluid.

😆🤣🙃🤣 🤌

39 minutes ago, Decimus said:

As suspected, more of an Athenian than a Spartan.

If I ever meet you I'm going to kick your fucking teeth in, you eromenos scuttling catamite.

I think it's blatantly obvious to the entire board that you'd rather get up me, than give me a kicking. Your final post before you departed these shores (lol) was an open personal message to me.. with kisses. I then reeled you in after a long five minute absence and it's been a relentless gay pursuit since Wednesday. I won't mention the PM's. What have you got to say for yourself?

5 hours ago, Decimus said:

I've just looked him up. Despite having a Bronski Beat look about him, he isn't overly fond of northern neanderthal and serial turncoat Lee fucking Anderson, so he's alright by me.

What are your thoughts on the human ambergris producer, James O'Brien?

JoB reminds me of you.. a pro-trans, little smug but likeable fellow. What are your thoughts on India Willoughby?

Just now, Eddie said:

I bet everyone at school wanted you dead when you was 14, mercilessly bullied, spat at and called bender, and that was just by the teachers, I know what it was like, my stammer made be a target too, fffffuck oooofffff 

Granted, I did have an awful time with the blacks. Too strong for me, Ed. In turn I would pick on the Pakistanis.