Bubba C

5 minutes ago, Goober said:

Chicken pizza? Been there, done that, wasn't overly impressed. Apparently you can't even climb the pyramid any more. Playing ball games with the head of your enemies did have a certain appeal though. 

The scuba diving off Cozumel is OK, but nothing to get worked up about. 

If you want exotic with a Hispanic flavour, try Cartagena. A touch of danger and the women are to fucking die for. 

Not quite, they’re a few hours apart. Tulum was worth doing, but not life altering or something that I’d tell others to put on their bucket list. 

On 16/12/2021 at 17:43, Eddie said:

Withers???

He’s been warned not to return to the corner, Ed. If I get so much as a whiff of his oily beak around these parts there’ll be ructions. 

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I have. I set my expectations low, guided by the portrayal of Mexicans in Sergio Leone films, and was not disappointed. While the natives in the interior are indeed a bunch of shabby, indolent, Speedy Gonzales siesta taking stereotypes, the worst thing about Mexico is that it attracts the American Spring Break crowd to its supposedly higher end resorts. Give me the actual Mexicans any day.

Can confirm the Bud Light slurping Yankee Doodle dandy cunts are like rats there. 
 

After checking out the Mayan ruins and  cenotes of Tulum, I’d gladly never return to the greasy, taco-munching shit hole as long as I live. 

On 15/12/2021 at 13:36, Noonespecial said:

Can someone please tell that whopping great cunt, Lewis Hamilton that 'diversity' and racism is not just a Black and White issue, and that racial discrimination is not just about skin colour.

No, Lewis, this isn't because you're black, it's because you're a CUNT!

Due to your distended forehead, mongy sausage fingers and the amount of drool flowing from your mouth, it looks like your keyboard was playing up when you bashed your username on it. 
 

‘No-one, with special needs’ would be more appropriate for you. Idiot. 

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Might I venture another in my series of on-topic, Tom & Jerry based solutions?

I think the fewer people that comment on this dogshit nom, the better. 
 

@Uncle Meatuskill yourself, you stupid fucking cunt. 

@Admin, as I won’t be able to attend the annual purge meeting in person due to lockdown restrictions, deal with this cunt please.  

13 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Hurray!!.

If I bring anything to this cess pit it's this. Watch your back. There's 3 Santa's. Oh...and fuck off you spectrum spastic hand rubbing retard. Fuck off.

meaty, thanks for your continued posting. The fact you’ve stayed logged in for this long has allowed us to locate your IP and you will be dealt with by some locals who will have no trouble in providing you with exactly what you deserve. 
 

By the way, your curtains are fucking awful. 

1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Just got back. Fuck sake. What a mess.

Fuck off. 

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

I'm not saying that Pen's move to the South West has seen reports of 'The Hairy Hands' of Dartmoor phenomena triple in frequency. Just as I'm also not saying that after a stint living in Oregon during the 1920s, completely coincedentally of course, Big Foot took on the temporary sobriquet of Big Dick.

Pen went into a Subway and ordered a club sandwich; the guy asked “would you like a foot long”, pen replied “no thanks, I’ve already got one”. 
 

Lol. Lol. 
 

Fuck off @Dead Penelope

lol

37 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It's a good job for the local pensioners that Pen has the eyesight and intelligence of a mole rat alongside the crippling touch sensory issues associated with severe autism. Any other 6'4 fucking bruiser with a jaw that you could bust marble on would have elbowed their way to the front of the queue, smashing Doris's and breaking hips left right and centre.

I can imagine it now, rocking up at the local football stadium looking like Hulk Hogan, but with a worse wig and a bigger cock, screaming “I can’t see, I can’t see, I’m disabled, gimme me fecking jab!”, then boring everybody in a 10 mile radius to tears with stories of cataracts and photography before going into the men’s for a piss. 

3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Get with the times Ape, you retarded cunt. I'm repairing my own air source heat pumps now.

drew, you fucking mole rat, previously on the (very) odd occasion you’d make a post that might bring a twinge of a smile to the corner of Ol’ Bubba’s mouth; but, since my phenomenal return you’ve failed to make me even think about laughing. 
 

Furthermore, the only ‘thing’ that likes your posts is a pork sword-wielding blot on humanity’s copybook. 
 

Get funny, pronto. 

4 hours ago, Dead Penelope said:

I have just got back from the vax queue I was in it for 45 minutes wih no prospect of getting the jab for at least two hours, before concluding that being in the line up increased my risk of getting this Omicron infection.

Fascinating. Fuck off. 

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

I've considered the evidence and after also taking into account the disreputable nature of the plaintiff, find the defendant not guilty.

@Frankyou exceeded your remit of shit-stirring by encroaching on my self-appointed role of Nonce Finder General. Consider yourself lucky that I don't find you in contempt of court for making a mockery of these proceedings.

Just checking for future reference, does the double jeopardy rule apply? 

1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said:

I always wanted to die at home anyway.

No time like the present. Please, crack on, you lazy cunt. 

8 hours ago, The Beast said:

I am not getting dragged into the way you want to play the game. If any of my points were moronic you would have seized upon them gleefully.

 I do take exception to being called a covid denier and anti vaxxer. Completely baseless and unsubstantiated. 

30 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Similarly, I am not going to be dragged into your game of requiring a time-consuming, detailed, gigabyte sized rebuttal to a data and link-free dossier of spurious (I never said 'moronic') assertions.

FIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHT! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 

29 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Fuck off…caught PMing (excuse the pun) the most loathed cunt on here then liking his posts? You’re the one who owes the board an apology you conniving cunt. Own it…

I don’t like your tone. And I don’t like dishing out warnings. Watch your back. 

14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

A ‘like’ for this nonesense? As if by magic…two minutes later…

Bubba C

Using Personal Messenger

4 minutes ago

Bubba?

Why are you stalking me, you creepy little cunt?
 

I suggest you apologise to me, then everyone else on the corner, then delete your profile and never darken the corner again. 

Proper, is there anyway to block a nom? This is fucking awful; worse than Yacht 2. 

1 hour ago, ProfB said:

Yeah, it happened to me - limited likes, about 5 a day (?), but at least the CORNER is POS+ You cannot do a 👎 

That's because Mrs Roots mantra is SMILE & the world smiles back at you. 

 

Are you an actual retard? 

2 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said:

"Just call me by my street name, Deccy two cliques."

Put a LIVE 12 Gauge Cartridge in each barrel and try again...hopefully no clique.

Where have you been? 

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Bubba, in a case of life imitating The Corner, I've had a rather strange day. 

I have been tipped the wink that a departed member of staff was slating me at their leaving drinks last Friday. Apparently I preside over a clique who made their life intolerable.

Just call me by my street name, Deccy two cliques.

I don’t really see the problem in this? Either fall in line or get fucked in the arse. 
 

By order of The Cliquey Fucking Blinders. 
 

PS- I’m glad they’re dead, in an employment sense. 

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Its a brick wall, Bubs. I fucking told you.

If anything you're just risking being pulled in by the vortex.

I want them all dead, rk. 

19 hours ago, Bubba C said:

At the risk of this site slowly dying due to the utter bollocks constantly posted between roadkill, billy, dyslexic and roops; is there even the slightest chance that you could all give it a fucking rest for a bit? 

Or, set yourselves up a group chat and not send the other corner members to sleep with this shit? 

Many thanks, 

Everyone else on the corner  

 

Great comment, Bubba; shame that the majority of the thick cunts who continue to post ignored it. 
 

Those of you continuing with this bollocks, please, please, please, please, fuck right off. 

23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fucking hardly. I’d imagine being chased by a randy frank you’d be more likely to die laughing than and serious threat of a forced buggering. The ‘mince’ cunt weighs 8 stone and couldn’t out run a George A Romero zombie 

I see what you did there, very good. 

6 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Fuck. Not at all - my apologies for nonce blocking you.

 

“Nonce blocking” is one of the very few things that’s made me laugh on the corner recently. 
 

Thanks for the DM about dyslexic cunt’s weakness, I’ll circle back around and deal with him later on this week.