Bubba C

28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Sorry @Eric Cuntman, confused your comment with @Bubba C's there, but I'm not altering it because spastics are funny. I may even edit in a bit about Parkinson's disease just to wind up Proper.

I never thought it’d be possible to confuse someone who doesn’t post much with eric, whose rate of posts would put full smack mode Jazz to shame. 
 

Are you ill? 

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

All estate agents are pooves (sic[k])

*letting agent.
 

The lowest of the low.  

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

My personal favourite is Quincy's obviously self-penned review basically admitting he will steal your deposit regardless of how clean you leave the rental. 

I'm sure he must be related to the letting agent who dealt with my last rental flat, who when emailed complaining about a ceiling leak responded with "All rooves (sic) leak in the rain.

You think you can clean your flat better than a professional?
 

I love how someone even called him out on it. 
 

What a absolute rat. 

Fuck

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Alf, mate, I'm having a curry tonight and don't fancy the usual vindaloo due to my arsehole currently resembling a baboon that's been pogoing on a double ended dildo.

What you got for me?

RIP, alf, you boring, boat-delivering cunt

Jesus fucking Christ. 

14 hours ago, Eddie said:

Bubba, god knows I hate the Welsh, but something I despise even more is the yodelling dominos advert. The multi coloured cunts are even more annoying than the go compare wanker. I want all advertising executives dead.

I hate 3rd generation filth like you, Eduardo, but for the purposes of cunting anyone in advertising, I’ll stomach an agreement. 
 

Have you seen the Debenhams advert? With a white woman hostage in a marriage; what appears to be a special needs child, and half-caste piece of shit dancing around and hugging like the ending of It’s A Wonderful Life. 
 

I want them all (and you) dead. 

54 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

My comment was intended to illustrate that despite Adele's fame & wealth her shit still stinks just like everyone else's. Not surprisingly, only your infamous scatological radar has picked up a non-premeditated issue more quickly than a piece of dogshit off the pavement. You weird fucking freak.

"Strange how your scat obsession never leaves you" indeed.

Whilst @Dave’s shit obsession was unearthed during my self-imposed hiatus, and I have no desire to revisit or understand it, I have absolutely no doubt that he’s a vile pervert who I wish was dead. 

Alright, lads? 

30 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said:

This usless lefty "comedian" football has been kicked about until it arrived at the feet of Channel 4 in the barrel scraping "Along for the ride with David O'Doherty".

This unfunny orish cunt will cycle from TV winnebago to pre setup encounters with modern day screen icons such as ...David Ayoade,Mel Giedroyc and Grayson Perry. An old electric fire and a bath looks enticing.....

Go ahead, you stupid fucking cunt. 

On 17/07/2021 at 20:55, Decimus said:

Mine has caught the odd glimpse of my phone over the years I've been posting on here.

Beyond being absolutely disgusted with the majority of shit that I post, she had a strange obsession with Quincy fucking Cockfingers.

Did she see his tie? 

12 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I can’t hide the fact that I’m happy you’re in severe pain, I can’t stand the Welsh. 

You sound like my ex wife. Who, much like you, I despise with every fibre of my being. 

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

Who the fuck is this Ralph Rangocock idiot Utd have just appointed as their new manager?

I've never heard of the cunt, but it appears that they're that desperate to emulate Liverpool they've basically found some German cunt with glasses and are now pretending he's Jurgen Klopp.

What a pathetic joke of a club, I'm really enjoying watching their slow decline into irrelevance, it couldn't have happened to a nicer team.

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Klopp says he's the dogs bollocks in Germany as he's made Leipzig and another kraut team into class teams and united are lucky to have him. He's probably taking the piss 

Apparently he was instrumental in the rise of Red Bull Leipzig, fuck me.
 

So he spent a cunt full of cash to play catch up to the only decent team in the Bundesliga; and, he’s so fucking amazing that his trophy haul for his talent and tenure there was the kraut equivalent of the Coca fucking Cola cup, probably the year Bayern put out their under-21 team whilst they were busy winning the champions league. 
 

As a City fan, the grin on my face is ear to fucking ear reading about this joke of a Salford club. 
 

Fergie is a red-nosed cunt who, probably (as I do) wishes he was dead. 

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Agreed, DC has thoroughly reverse Renfielded the greasy Paul Gadd looking cunt.

The only positive thing I can say about Frank at this point is that he's the current Jazz of the site, a complete fucking mess who even the most idiotic of newbies can easily get stuck into.

A bald Snatch. 

17 minutes ago, Goober said:

I think the official diagnosis for your condition is 'totally fucked'. 

If you were a dog you'd be put down. 

Shoulder replacement surgery in your future I fear... 

I’m happy to go bionic. Robocunt. 

9 minutes ago, Goober said:

Mine hurt like merry fuck when I had bursitis and getting a jumper on and off was a serious challenge, but the steroid injection sorted that. Now I just have limited movement but no pain at all, except for when I do the physio exercises of course. For me it's just going to be a case of waiting. It's quite common amongst diabetics. 

I’ve had steroids in the front, back and soon, the bicep. They only last about 6-8 weeks before I’m in agony again. 

1 hour ago, Goober said:

Seems like a very high prevalence amongst the punters. Must be covid vaccine related despite you not having had one and mine and Bubba's conditions developing before the vaccines. 

I demand a public enquiry. 

@The Beastcould probably clear this up after he’s finished trawling the daily mail  for more evidence of his bacofoil-sponsored theories. 

50 minutes ago, Goober said:

Surgery, the nuclear option. Hydrodistension plus repair of the rotator cuff by any chance? The former has pretty poor success rates. 

Think they’re just chopping the cunt off and fixing a bionic wanking spanner on with any luck.
 

I’ve had steroid injections, hydrodilatation, physio, massages, the aforementioned cupping, but it’s still a massive bastard. 
 

I never thought the simple act of putting a dressing gown on could induce so much fucking pain.  

1 hour ago, Goober said:

Fuck me, Bubs. I've got that following on from bursitis. It's playing merry fucking havoc with my ability to shoot defenceless feathery cunts. 

Several options:

1 - Just wait it out. It normally sorts itself out after a few years. 

2 - Physio, home exercise, ice packs and heat treatment, which together hurt like fuck. Give it up after a month and revert to option 1.

3 - Buy a sonic contraption from the net for a hundred quid, use it for a few weeks, realise it's shit, throw it in the bin and revert to option 1.

Hope that helps. 

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I've got this fucking cock sucker as well, every morning I wake up and the cunt feels deader than Ming. I haven't bothered with the doctor precisely because I assumed all of the above, so cheers for confirming there's fuck all I can do about it.

It’s an absolute fucking cunt. My shoulder is literally fucked. Frozen shoulder, bursitis, torn rotator and a damaged bicep. 

Been fucked for the best part of 3 years, and now going private for surgery to try and get some of it fixed. 
 

Luckily it’s my non-wanking arm or I’d be fucking tamping. 
 

The one thing that I found helps more than physio, heat and ice, is cupping (of the shoulder, not the balls). Find a good massage/sports therapist and see if they do cupping. 
 

You’ll look like a northerner’s wife after it due to the bruising, but fuck me is it worth it. 

10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Don't kill yourself. I'm sure the majority of members would far prefer to see your suffering prolonged.

Soppy cunt. 

4 hours ago, The Beast said:

The Wigan player has not had the vaccine according to a club statement issued with the player's permission. They did not state whether he had the disease previously. Lots of players on twitter asking for the number of collapses to be looked at. Some stating the hectic schedule could be the cause., some stating the disease and those stating the vaccine..... none.

 

I’m glad you posted an apology for stating that the vaccine is responsible for every footballer who hits the deck.
 

Now, moving on to more pressing matters, I’ve got frozen shoulder and it’s killing me. As the third most qualified medical expert on here after lcs and king billy, what do you recommend? (I’ll await numerous suggestions of ways to kill myself from the less educated members). 

21 minutes ago, The Beast said:

I don't see the harm in investigating it. It could be they have all had the Kung Flu and it could be a result of that, not necessarily the injection.

And in all the preceding years before someone fucked a bat or whatever happened? 

43 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said:

Well, that just make any sense..."on a spectrum"... How the Fuck can you be "on a spectrum"?

Illiterate twat

What’s your end game, cillian? 

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

Other toe rag papers had it as well. 

Bubba, are having buyer's regret?

Absolutely fucking not.
 

What about the footballers hitting the deck pre-covid? 

7 hours ago, The Beast said:

It's all nothing, just a coincidental finding. It's a sudden, very rare, rare event. Can someone help me out here?

Safe and effective, my hairy hole.

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Quoting daily hate mail articles (which are tenuous at best) to back you up? Is that hat too tight, you daft cunt?