Bubba C

4 hours ago, Roadkill said:

@Dyslexic cnut might get rather drunk and end up sleeping with @Frank again.

Frank is a sinister faggot at the best of times. The fact that he’s groomed DC into becoming his corner rent boy doesn’t surprise me. Tales of yacht travels and fantasy holidays only arouse the Greek piece of shit further.
 

I remember when Alfie Noakes regaled him with a bullshit story about “dropping off a friends boat” that had kleftiko drooling and rubbing his shrivelled cashew cock like a possessed baboon. 

25 minutes ago, Decimus said:

In case anyone has lost track of what the actual argument is here, let me provide a brief summary as far as I understand it.

According to Billy and DC, Roops is now a representative of big pharma intent on turning kids into lizard mutants via vaccines that were knocked up on Mars. In retaliation, Roops has claimed that Billy has had more jabs than Audley Harrison's glass jaw. Finally, DC has allegedly self doxxed by revealing he's a 68 year old man who thoroughly enjoys Saga river cruises.

I for one am looking forward to the twists and turns that will no doubt feature on tonight's thrilling episode.

Are any of them likely to have a meltdown or kill themselves? 

On 16/11/2021 at 20:47, Frank said:

You have no idea the trouble you'd be in if we ever came face to face. 

Having seen your spindly, faggoty self prance about like an AIDS-ravaged, balder Louie Spence, I can only presume that your threat relates more to some sort of male rape. 
 

Are you a gay man, frank? 

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

1) Invent a time machine and go back and buy a fuckload of Bitcoin.

2) Don't store it in Mt. Gox.

3) Speaking of Mt. Gox, get a hamster - it's just as likely to make you money as any hedge fund manager.

 

I made a wedge in the summer on crypto including ETH, XRP and BNB, more by luck than any sort of skill and analysis. 
 

Made a very healthy return on my GME options and investment earlier in the year too. 
 

Now, if I had an autistic jock on the inside, we could make a fucking killing. 

Just now, The Beast said:

Obviously, because you believed what the media told you before you checked elsewhere. You have answered your own question and called yourself a cunt in the process. 

Have you been drinking today, proper? 

Just now, The Beast said:

Re read what I said again.  "This professor" not all Professors.

This sort of hastiness is the hallmark of a dopey cunt that has queued up for this poison.

So why not post videos from many different professors, instead of just one who fits your opinion? 
 

And I’m the dopey cunt? 

Just now, The Beast said:

According to him, when the errors in the data are straightened out, the vaccine makes no difference.

It’s a good job you found his video, any counterpoints you found or didn’t you bother looking? 

4 hours ago, Cillian Murphy said:

This is exactly why you are a cunt. You can be bothered to take time out of your shallow life, spending Saturday evening, using the search engine, whilst I cant be arsed.  P.S. .Im at work and being paid good money to reply to your shit. If my boss knew that i was using my time to reply to your shit, he wouldn`t sack me, he`d probably give me a pay rise.

You work weekends? Fuck me. This is almost as bad as the time drew fessed up to being a bungalow-dwelling spastic. 
 

I love it when a retard dishes out a self cunting. You’re done here. 

3 minutes ago, The Beast said:

This professor suggests the waters are being muddied.

 

Could you summarise this in a non-biased way? Cheers. 

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes I know. I know it all now Reveen. 

Fuck off, Conky! 

7 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

It supposedly lessens the severity of symptoms when you catch the virus. A gamble I'm willing to take.

6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

It’s well documented that it doesn’t prevent transmission, acquisition or getting ill. But what’s also well documented is it massively reduces the risk of serious illness and fucking death, so I’ll take that, thanks very much.

I had an elderly relative recently catch covid and it hospitalised them; thankfully  they survived, whilst almost all others in their age group (especially those pre-vaccine) have kicked the bucket since this whole shitshow began, I’m putting my money on the vaccine helping more than it doesn’t. 

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I already said. Let your body do its job, acclimatise and build resistance. It's not rocket surgery.

*brain science 

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

https://ibb.co/J2CTB9Z

Ding? 

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Alright SuperJew, calm down, I'm sure we'll all get by without you saving the day.

Jewlverine 

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If Decs could invent 'John Bull', creating a spastic of this magnitude could have been a subterfuge coloured feather in your cap. Have you ever had a multi on here?

Ding

On 15/08/2021 at 05:06, Eric Cuntman said:

Bubba? 

You cheeky fucking cunt. 

2 hours ago, nocti said:

I must admit, I did think I had enough of one to not require life-coaching from a trainspotting hermaphrodite.

Believe it or not, I'm using the site for its intended purpose: cunting things, not a strange scrapbook of pointless diatribes and retarded non sequiturs. It'd be a bit shit if I just insulted people/things I did like, wouldn't it? You mad cunt. 

Nocti, I’ve always been a fan of your work; but, for the love of god, don’t engage that cock-wielding lunatic in conversation, it’ll turn your brain into shit if you read more than 3 of its posts. 

2 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Right. I like a fucking Guinness. A new phenomena surrounding ultrasonic jewellery cleaners and pin hole flat Draught Guinness cans has made me angry and confused.  Like a retard opening its cheap burger upside down. They don't work as jewellery cleaners. Arse Barnacles.

 

Usually, I get on with everyone on the corner, but in your case I’ll make an exception. 
 

Stop posting bollocks like this and top yourself, you utter fucking moron. 

13 hours ago, Decimus said:

If he doesn't like Pakistanis he picked the wrong fucking sport to have a career in. Name me one Gunga that's played football in the Premier League since 1992.

I hope the stupid cunt gets the book thrown at him.

Ilkay Gungadan

5 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Did your mate’s wife have the vaccine too?

@King Billy? 

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I’m desperately trying to think of awful snooker related puns that link to your curb crawling, prostitute strangling, knicker tearing antics 

All I can manage is Alain Rapeidoux

Help me out someone 

Raype Weirdun

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I’m desperately trying to think of awful snooker related puns that link to your curb crawling, prostitute strangling, knicker tearing antics 

All I can manage is Alain Rapeidoux

Help me out someone 

Stephen Offender-y

38 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Imagine the ignominy of being considered less humourous than a fat fucking wastrel who was found dead in an estate agent's toilet with a shit inside his toothless gob.

Frank could only dream of being as fondly remembered as that slithering worm, quincy.
 

If I see another Rocky video, I’m going to end his stay on the corner.  

3 hours ago, Frank said:

This is not working out for you Bubs. No sir. Quincy is remembered by no more than three punters, and last posted about 5 years ago. The rest of the board have no clue what you're on about. Are you ill?

He’s made me laugh more recently than any of your dogshit posts have, you fat fucking has-been. 

On 12/11/2021 at 10:29, AngryofBrum said:

This company are total cunts.  They are one of the UK's largest conveyancing firms and are part of the Simplify Group.

This week, The Simplify Group have ben the subject of a huge ransomware attack, which has taken all of their IT systems offline and stopped property transactions in their tracks, including completed transactions where the money hasn't been transferred on to the seller, creating misery for thousands.

But that's not the reason they deserve a place in CC, this is happening more frequently to more companies and is getting to be a regular thing.

What makes PPL deserving of a place in CC is their total lack of empathy, care and communication with their customers.  They have literally gone into radio silence, when open and transparent communication might help relieve anxiety and stress and allow people to make decisions.

We spoke to one of their staff, named Rashpal, who actually LAUGHED when we were explaining the situation and asked for more information. The action of a cunt if ever I heard one.

So in summary, Rashpal, Premier Property Lawyers and The Simplify Group are very well deserving of a place in Cunts Corner.

I recommend this statement to the house......

I used to know a fat, bald, mouth-shitting idiot who could’ve taught you how to deal with property cowboys like this, as he was a slithering worm who used to con everybody he came into contact with. 
 

He’s dead now; hung himself with a yellow tie after the LTV rules on BTL mortgages tightened. 
 

Welcome to the corner.