PANZER MURPHY

See you... wouldn't be you..chugger of mens cocks Panzerknacker

I go to the gym and lot and am in superb shape but I'm constantly annoyed by nubes who scream an shout and grunt like some fat slag with her snout in a kebab when bench pressing a 20 kilo plate.. basically letting every cunt in the place that they are here and doing a bit..also box head cunts that have Veiney necks and foreheads. .look like freaks Panzerknacker

Sorry scrotey baby I'd love to stay and endure yer cuntfuckery but I've things to cash and people to meet so ....eh...fuck off there like a nice chap Panzerknacker

Shite thread ...shite nom ..shite posters ..shitebags ......cunt Panzerknacker

Fuck this I'm getting up an goin to cash me giro ...keep working an paying yer tax....yiz cunts Panzerknacker

Ding ya wanker Panzerknacker

These two cannibals eating a clown..one sez to the other...he taste funny to you? Panzerknacker

Get used to it yiz euro desertin poxcunts Panzerknacker

Alfie baby why ya dissin me nom ya nom dissin cunt Panzerknacker

Cunt Panzerknacker

Ye one of them hypermales is ya...ya ravin homersexual ya..cunt Panzerknacker

Cunt off with thyself snatch baby. .I'd say the only snatch yer lickin these days looks like an angry fistful of rashers Panzerknacker

Preferred it the first way ya stinking little monkeys balloon knot Panzerknacker

Ya think a picture makes a difference. ..imagine one..yer mush for instance if say ya have the face of a cunt Panzerknacker

Nah ya have me all wrong I couldn't change channel because I was busy wrestling with me sexuality on the sofa dreaming of shooting man goo in Debbie from hulls foundation plastered vizage is all Panzerknacker

Didn't tune in cunt bubble. .the battery fell out of the remote an rolled under the sofa Panzerknacker

Watching it the other evening and was once again appalled by the moon faced slags gibbering like the salivating primates they are at some chromosome challenged man cunt leppin around the stage like rat that's been tossed into a roasting hot metal barrel Panzerknacker

Or wee in the icebucket down the local Panzerknacker

Think these fundy jundy acts of divilment are going to become more common...when ya can buy a hatchet in b&q without a background check and all Panzerknacker

Brothers.. comrades...Knights of cuntbaggery must we have disharmony Panzerknacker

Mike brewer for example....too many pies..thats his problem...gibbering lititle mockney cunt Panzerknacker

Rusty balls have one extra chromosome. .fat cunts have two ...whoda thunk it.. Panzerknacker

I found two little kittens one dark stormy night last September took them home they are quite comfortable and settled now and always welcome me home when I come in from work late at night their cheeky ways help distract me from the appalling day time TV and bothersome doorbell ringers Panzerknacker

Terrible diet mankey baby ya mite not see the pension terrible to think that the money that ya got for cheating death for all those years gets pissed away on some chavs 47th attempt to kick the rock Panzerknacker

So you'd be more chairBourne than airbourne Panzerknacker