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ratcum

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  1. The holocaust turned the sorting, grading and recycling of victims’ belongings into an economically viable industry. The Catholic Church has learned from this, evidenced by the ‘choir compost’ you can buy at your local garden centre.
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    Swindon

    We can use cunts like you in the NEW RODENT ORDER party
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    Barbecues

    Ah yes my wilderness months. I took the time to re-read my Martin Luther collection. Not the black dude with holes in him; the wacky German one who told it like it was.
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    Barbecues

    By eskimos you mean perambulating bundles of filthy rags?
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    Barbecues

    And don't fuck chickens
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    Barbecues

    Unless we are talking about the Polar regions Deco. The south of Argentina and beyond is like a gestapo khasi, whereas up north we have Santa and reindeers.
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    Barbecues

    Jewdy was my poodle bitch. He was a living, breathing Stockholm syndrome at my beck and call
  8. they are invariably thick and council estate scum to boot. It's also where places like Middlesbrough had networks of abusers ('uncles'). Filth.
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    Excess pubic hair

    I'd come into her pit every lap so Allah (a blessing upon him) help me
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    Excess pubic hair

    That Lee McKenzie off the F1 coverage eh? She hasn't seen my fastest lap yet.
  11. Calzone pizzas and flat-pack coffins, that's where I'm putting my money.
  12. You carry your chronic underachievement well OB. I did the bell but only when my mucker Dennis was off sick. I willed his arse to get cancer so I wasn't always on the subs bench. We had a few blacks who were high valued members of the school (see attached photo from sports day).
  13. Towards the end of the war, the SS cast their recruiting net wider to make up for huge losses on the Eastern Front. Das Eichhörnchen (Polizei) first saw action putting down the Warsaw Uprising. Other rodent units followed.
  14. it is a cuntagonal institution for sure Fen
  15. No, he was a gifted aviator dumbass, the Hindenburg was a fuckin whale
  16. Ape, I'm one of your smallest fans but you can't speak to Fender like this. He makes the holocaust look like a weekend at Butlins.
  17. I knew I'd flush out a few of you cunts. Radio 3, BBC 2
  18. Animals are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?
  19. perhaps you've been liking in your spare time CB? Or liking down Lambeth?
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    Swindon

    It sound like the sort of place where they might have had something ghastly like an 'engineering works'. Thank heavens years of Thatcherism put paid to that sort of uppity nonsense.
  21. I'm sure you were a monitor Obs, but have you noticed that more of our generation claim to have been milk monitors than there are actually people in the world? Could be a folk memory, mass hypnosis or just cuntish fibs. I did it coz I could be late for arithmetic and not get hung
  22. I was made a pervert in the sixth form. Had a fuckin badge and everything. Milk monitor in little school too.
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