Eric Cuntman

He may well try but I think you'll find my skin has grown surprisingly thick in the time since I had my much discussed wobble and I don't fear anybody, especially frank who has 4 or 5 alter egos just so that it appears he has support, for all I know I'm replying to him now. Good luck with the vendetta, you're going to need it.( and I'm trying to get bill reinstated so I can continue to cunt him off as well as the rest of you).

Have appealed to admin to have bill reinstated, explained to them that I prefer to fight my own battles. I hope they let him back in but if they don't it must be for reasons other than the little to-do between him and myself. Besides that I quite miss cunting him off and exposing him for the toss bag that he is.

Raping a lawn mower

Why has he been banned permanently, and why am I being held responsible?

No I was a landscape gardener.

Kebab. Assuming punkapes delivery moped doesn't break down.

And if you truly believe me to be a grass PM someone from admin and check. By the way, how do you PM somebody? So far I have only worked out how to reply to messages sent to me.

What is goose abusing?

I thought making a cunt of yourself was the point of joining in the first place

Bottom bitch?

Does the phrase " top dog" have some kind of alternative meaning on this site?

Honestly no! Last time I spoke to him it was reasonably amicable and I thought we'd drawn a line under the silliness and just got back to normal cunting.

No, I don't know why he got banned. I've never grassed anyone on here and I never will.

Ooh, scary. Are you frank ? Apparently he controls several ID's, and he is a spy of some sort. Now fuck off back to work, and don't forget to count out the correct number of McNuggets or they will strip you of one of the little gold stars on your name badge. Fucking twat.

Apologies. My antique iPhone sometimes fucks up and the only way I know how to clear it is delete everything in the quote box, type in what I wanted to say and hit send. Didn't mean to impersonate you. Needless to say my internet skills leave quite a fucking lot to be desired.

On an unrelated subject the term "mackem" comes from the days when Sunderland shipyard workers would build boats by day and then sneak back and steal them at night, hence, "make em and take em" leading to mackem. Is that right or just more bollocks from Wikipedia ?

Erm , I think South Americans are the ones with sombreros, little donkeys full of sweets and a strange habit of falling asleep in the street at 3 in the afternoon. Nightmare fuel indeed! Owing to the time difference in Newcastle it's only 6pm where you are. Ages til bedtime yet.

That there is ma klan hood, you kinda look blue an green to me, y' ain't from arand here are ya boy?.... Don't take kindly to green fellas arand these parts, we calls em boogers.

The one that got kidnapped and was never found. Decided to finally come clean now that my dad is no longer with us and won't be trying to mount a rescue in his shitty biplane.

No I am the Lindbergh baby

Rabies... Rabbis der.

You don't need to worry about rabies, Jewish priests are all lovely people.

Fucking commies, I knew they were cunts when they killed tsar Nicholas and his family, mind you, apparently the youngest son was a right little bleeder.

I think my leg irons and electric wheelchair are interfering with the valves and transistors in my phone again

What I said before