Eric Cuntman

Exactly. Foul mouthed bag of bones. the best bit of crumpet in Dexter was the sublime and understatedly sexy Julia Stiles.

How are you 'the first one to mention it'? I had already stated that I thought it might be Bill, and at least half a dozen others had been speculating as to the possible identity of John Bull, several hours before you chimed in. Delusional cunt.

In the old Wild West, it was commonplace to chew wads of Dura-Glit.

Agreed. The only thing that spoils it is his fucking irritating sister Deb.

I'll have it in the morning, after my Gorn flakes.

Just save it for me, as long as it's not that mint flavoured shit, and it better have 'Jaywick' written all the way through, to prove you're not just boasting about holidaying there.

You fucking cuntbag. Not only do I look after the animals, but also throw raw meat through the loft hatch for the hideously disfigured, mutant relative you keep up there. But go ahead, get someone else in, see how happy they are to wake up at 4am to discover that 'Sloth' from the goonies has broken the loft hatch and is trying to arse-rape them with a 14 inch strap-on that it moulded from its own shit.

I laugh at things I shouldn't. especially the public information film where the little old lady tries to change a lightbulb, teetering on a kitchen chair, and ends up crashing through the glass of her China cabinet.

You smell of poo.

@Decimus, have you spent the last week at Pontins in Hemsby?

I don't need multis to call me a cunt. That's what friends and relatives are for.

You should have seen his last character. 'Terry Tibbs' from fonejacker, played exactly as seen on the telly.

Fucking hell! I can't believe that Decs would do this without awarding all of John Bulls' likes to himself.

Awwww!

Not really babes, gonna need a lot of 🎂. Ooh! Yum yum! 😂😂😂

I don't fucking care. I'm all man-menstrual and 'stabby' today.

Because a cunt is a hole. And God is holey. simples.

It's just occurred to me, this John Bull character would be an ironic but logical sequel to 'Corbynista', @William T.D. Stickers, are you responsible for this fuckery?

Maniacal cackling, moist gusset.

I blame the Leprecorns. they should be irridacticated.

You don't actually know what Doc Martens are do you. Yank cunt.

Listen you fake little wanker, I was wiping foreign blood off my Doc Martens before you were conceived at the back of a chip shop. You would not get into the NF or the BNSM, because you are an oik and have a myriad of diseases, including tertiary AIDS, Herpees and Measles. Lol fuck off.

I don't know who stands for niggs. I bet you bend over for them.

He's great isn't he Olly? And the highlight for me is when he calls someone a virgin. It just keeps getting funnnier.

You fuvking stupid fuvking cunt.