Eric Cuntman

I had a big Alsatian too. She got on great with the cats.

Gas as many Jews as you like, but leave animals alone, you sick little fuckstain.

Oh, your point wasn't lost on me at all. And I know that you are very much, not a racist, but these cunts have managed to manipulate society to the point where, your above sentiments would be considered a racist rant. We've come full circle, back to the days when if you wanted someone out of the way, you merely had to accuse them of witchcraft, and the church would eliminate them for you. And this is the same thing, all that's changed is that witchcraft has been replaced by racism, and the destruction of lives is done by the left wing media rather than the church.

It's standard minority tactics. They've learned the power of pointing the finger and getting their own way by using words like 'discrimination' and 'racist'. Anyone who opposes them or disagrees in any way with them is called a racist, anyone who objects to this or attempts to defend the accused party is also a racist, all thanks to spineless liberal, middle class white cunts, who are afraid to stand up, and automatically take the side of any supposedly offended minority, and why are they afraid? ???? because if they say anything, they'll be called a 'racist'.

Exactly. Foul mouthed bag of bones. the best bit of crumpet in Dexter was the sublime and understatedly sexy Julia Stiles.

How are you 'the first one to mention it'? I had already stated that I thought it might be Bill, and at least half a dozen others had been speculating as to the possible identity of John Bull, several hours before you chimed in. Delusional cunt.

In the old Wild West, it was commonplace to chew wads of Dura-Glit.

Agreed. The only thing that spoils it is his fucking irritating sister Deb.

I'll have it in the morning, after my Gorn flakes.

Just save it for me, as long as it's not that mint flavoured shit, and it better have 'Jaywick' written all the way through, to prove you're not just boasting about holidaying there.

You fucking cuntbag. Not only do I look after the animals, but also throw raw meat through the loft hatch for the hideously disfigured, mutant relative you keep up there. But go ahead, get someone else in, see how happy they are to wake up at 4am to discover that 'Sloth' from the goonies has broken the loft hatch and is trying to arse-rape them with a 14 inch strap-on that it moulded from its own shit.

I laugh at things I shouldn't. especially the public information film where the little old lady tries to change a lightbulb, teetering on a kitchen chair, and ends up crashing through the glass of her China cabinet.

You smell of poo.

@Decimus, have you spent the last week at Pontins in Hemsby?

I don't need multis to call me a cunt. That's what friends and relatives are for.

You should have seen his last character. 'Terry Tibbs' from fonejacker, played exactly as seen on the telly.

Fucking hell! I can't believe that Decs would do this without awarding all of John Bulls' likes to himself.

Awwww!

Not really babes, gonna need a lot of 🎂. Ooh! Yum yum! 😂😂😂

I don't fucking care. I'm all man-menstrual and 'stabby' today.

Because a cunt is a hole. And God is holey. simples.

It's just occurred to me, this John Bull character would be an ironic but logical sequel to 'Corbynista', @William T.D. Stickers, are you responsible for this fuckery?

Maniacal cackling, moist gusset.

I blame the Leprecorns. they should be irridacticated.

You don't actually know what Doc Martens are do you. Yank cunt.