Eric Cuntman

You think your knees have got problems, I just watched a documentary about an 11 year old Indonesian kid that weighs 30 stone. He sits screaming until his mother gets him another 2 litres of chocolate ice cream, and then the silly bitch turns round and says she can't understand how he got so fat. greedy fucking pork juggernaut.

I am bubsy, I find that talking about him, rather than to him, really twists his suspenders.

Have you noticed how he uses the phrase, "the likes of you" like a Victorian industrialist, scolding a factory worker.

No. We've done Flidl to death over at flidspack. And if anyone else phrases a western gunslinger question, to which the answer is Billy the Flid, I'm going to fucking implode.

A bit unfair if I'm honest, considering Pen and her Mini-me have been almost exclusively liking each other's banal shit for months, presumably to try and up their rather pathetic status. Mind you, they've still struggled to make 15% positive feedback. shower of shit.

You should see the heinous shit that Albert pulled, putting MC onto the board out of spite for Bill.

Sensitive boy, almost like a fliddy teenager, pretending to be older than he is.

I just looked at MCs profile and noticed the same. How did you send Albert into meltdown? That makes 2 shit fits in as many weeks, after I got him to throw himself off the cliff week before last.

Monumental Cunt just knocked you off the leaderboard.

It could be, but I genuinely think there's more to it than meets the eye. And it's extremely doubtful that an 18v drill battery could cause enough of a bang to injure 4 or 5 people. The police have become somewhat shifty and dishonest in recent times, and if you don't believe that, you've clearly had little to do with them. @Russ Putin, chances of a drill battery 'short circuiting' and exploding? If you tell me it may be so, I'll believe it.

Where's my like you goose molesting deviant?

There you go. Now reciprocate, before I turn up at your house and force you to surrender by merely being in the vicinity. goose raping cunt.

Killer's been mostly absent recently. If I still had Extremecunt, Bedbug and Mingeeta, you'd be absolutely fucked.

You think you've got it bad, I lost about 7 in two days.

I'm not in the clique, and I'm still on top for the month and year. lol fuck off.

Fucking hell, I don't log in until 6pm today and I've gone and missed Roops and Stickers wedding. well, as some cunts been arrested on suspicion, it looks as though my initial assessment was fairly close.

I was over Under and Under was over Dunn.

Airport duty free shop in the film airplane... "could I have the second time bomb on the left please?"

I always thought that a younger Nadine Dorries was a 4 pinter.

We are a bit lacking in the 'crumpet politician' department aren't we, even going back a few years, the thought of Margaret Beckett or Anne Widdecombe with their kit off could turn any red blooded male queer.

The criticism here has been levelled at the police, I've already stated that acts of terrorism can be committed by groups other than Muslims. Your level of populist liberalism and eagerness to start screaming 'Raay-sist' is fucking staggering.

Apparently, the only type of battery prone to exploding are small lithium ion units, and it's more of a phhht, than an explosion. Old type calcium/lead acid batteries will only combust if burnt or exposed to a source of ignition whilst releasing gases on charging. Short circuit doesn't seem to come into the equation. A 'technical term' thrown out there with the naive cynicism of a 1960s Star Trek script writer.

I just read that bullshit. What type of battery is left lying around which is capable of producing an explosion? Are tube trains and stations run off batteries and charged up every night? More bullshit, to cover themselves, because some fucking fruitcake that's been on a watch list has not actually been watched very well. The police are the worst corrupt, lying cunts going.

If it was they normally give a warning, by phern.

But nowhere near as sexy as Jessica Rabbit.