Eric Cuntman

Be quiet. You odious little cuntweasel.

Never heard of him. I only know Rolf, Tony Hart and that cunt who had a 'Stoops' statue.

What? What?

I don't claim to understand much of this process, or the variant factors involved. But you sound more informed than any cunt in office currently. If you ran in the next election, I'd vote for you. You know me, I'll do anything for 'likes'.. or 'Pez'.. or even Chupa-Chups lollies.

Ratty's top dog. And top lesbian.

'Snooker loopy nuts are we!' 'ave a banana'

You think that's decadent? I have a cleaning woman who dusts the cavities of my hollow-points with a cotton bud.

@Cuntjocky. You asked who Keith was..

I wish everybody would stop arguing about who gets killed most by what kind of balls. The reason no such statistics exist for England, is because we are too fucking hard to be killed by a ball. The only balls an Englishman is wary of, are full of AIDS, and attached to homosexuals.

Abbey gun oil in the aerosol form for me Panzbaby. I love the smell.

Ah. You're wondering, is she her avatar.. or is she Bella Emberg. I'm not telling.

Stop yo' jibber-jabber!

I honestly don't think it's like that. On the whole, you've been accepted here. But, national pride/patriotism is an emotive thing, and the rivalry between Limey and Yank is nothing new. Try and keep it personal to the cunt you're sparring with, and avoid making it a clash of nations. That's bound to bring support to your opponent, as it would in reverse if it was one of us on an American site. In the meantime, to try and make you feel better, my favourite American culture joke... ..What has eight legs and a huge black cunt? The A-Team.

I have to admire you for at least attempting to use English. Fuck off Frank.

I remember how upset you got when I first joined up and asked you if you liked gladiator films. You did warm to me a bit when I suggested that a Roman matriarch would probably name her twentieth child 'Double Deccer'

This is just showing off to other Geordies that you have foam-backed carpets in your house, isn't it?

I'm still disappointed that you're from Florida. I thought that your username was a clever hint that you were from Utah. I actually picture you as Victor Meldrew by the way. Sorry.

I heard borstal was no picnic. "where's ya tool?"

Remember it? I was in it. Dizzy bint.

I don't know how they end up in court either. If one of my teachers had let me fuck her when I was 14, I wouldn't have grassed her up.

"Any cunt who has something to say, can say it out in the open. Or fuck off" your words. But doesn't apply to you clearly. That must be why you've been PM'ing admin and dropping me in the shit. Worst kind of hypocrite.

Well try reading the one from me. Roops and Cuntspotter both have. And it was sent on Thursday. Long before tonight's drunken tantrum. Grow up.

Your original comment was to Salty. And you were implying that he was the victim, not the perpetrator. Correct? and my follow up was just a continuation of @cuntspotters running joke.. "I know I do". Yet I see someone's been shit stirring.

Leave him alone too, idiot. You cry about being bullied, but you do more of it than anyone. I'm not a 'hard man' judge. But I wouldn't break fucking sweat with a little keyboard Kommando like you. That's not a threat, before you start calling the police. Wanker.

Try reading your PMs. Then you would see the apology. But you'd much rather stick your fingers in your ears and say ner-ner-na-ner-ner.. Allowing you to continue this snowflake, attention seeking campaign of victimhood. youre nothing but a skint Jussie Smollet.