Eric Cuntman

It's Tin-Tin out of Thunderbirds proper name, next week she'll be calling herself Virgil Tracy.

You can shut the fuck up, you're Vice El Presidente of the Cartel.

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Splendid response. Ignore bubba, he's Welsh. Settle in at your own pace, and should you decide to become affiliated to an organisation, PM me, there's room at the Cartel's hacienda. Chat later.

You are in it, did I forget to tell you? Sorry. Update: we've finished building the steel reinforced kennel for Eavens, ready for his upcoming release.

Well, that's a bit more like it. Well done. fuck off, etc'.

You were funnier in black and white.

Just put it down to a senior moment and try not to worry Penelope.

Ascended, you fucking Brummie doughnut. You've got me worrying about Wizzo's current state of confusion now. When we had our last Cartel meeting, we agreed that it was his turn to be Tony Montana, I'm a bit concerned that he might lose the plot with the big assault rifle.

I can't fucking believe you didn't know that was Alfie! Ratty is Norman Wisdom's Cock these days as well.

Scot: "if we got the English out of Scotland, we'd get our oil revenue back" Englishman: "if we got the Scots out of England, we'd get our shop doorways back"

Han solo's laser gun from the original trilogy just sold for $550.000. I just looked at a picture of it and it's a fucking replica of a German c96 Mauser with a cone shoved on the barrel.

ZOWIE!

Your analysis of sentence structure and composition?

Same actor, different character.

Yep, and the main baddie with the white shit on his face was also Toecutter in the original film.

You're not entertaining any of us either.

Drunken rants aside, he has more screen presence and acting ability than 99% of the cunts walking around with 'movie star' status. And a Brilliant director, 'Apocolypto' is a fucking masterpiece.

It wasn't even a Mad Max film, he was a supporting character. And if it ain't Mel Gibson, it ain't Mad Max. Should have put him in it as an older Max. He might be knocking on a bit but he still gets away with action roles.

I'm seriously doubting that you are "a British". What is this "ducking counting whistling" that you speak of?

That thing in there... thats not the goose.

Jesus fucking Christ.

6 - 1 Well, fuck a duck.

Like me Johnny. Me so horny, me love you long time.

Orl Korrect.