Eric Cuntman

I bet that Judith Keppel was a proper slice of aristocratic filth in her day. Her grandmother certainly was.

Hi Wolf!

Daphne. She was on Bullseye in 1979, and she was even older then than she was last year.

I nominated this exact thing just over a year ago. Not a criticism, it still drives me insane, so worth another cunting. I recently saw an episode of the 'celebrity chase' featuring Joey Essex. Apparently William Shakespeare is a rapper. Thick cunts are far more annoying when they're obscenely rich, purely because they're thick.

He said, "ok, no problem", and then fucked her this afternoon.

No need. It's clear for all to see.

So you have special permission to break rule 5, as both 'lady Penelope' and 'Slippers' are you. And anybody in any doubt of that is either thick or lying.

You're a window cleaner.

Oh dear. Are you having one of those, who to be offended on behalf of days? It's difficult for the rest of us to tiptoe round your sensibilities, as we never know if you've decided to be a hermaphrodite, or just a big poof dressed as Norman Bates's mum, from one week to the next. congratulations on successfully breaching rule 5 though. Ya big feckin heemasex.

He does quite like watching that sort of thing, but prefers it when he can't see what's going on because they're directly behind him.

With Punky, 'crack' and 'sex' are inextricably linked.

Are you saying that Punkape has fucked Roadkill? @Roadkill what the fuck has transpired here?

A superb way to get rid of doorstep god-botherers is ask them to pop back in an hour when you've finished communing with Beelzebub.

Stop that. Ive got the 'orn

I hate the 'followers' more than the followed, they give the cunts power by validating their tripe with attention. Much like the cunts who religiously watch puerile shite like love island, or whatever attention seeking bollocks Katie Price is in this month. Without the devoted sheep, none of this drivel would exist. Put 'em all in a big field and bomb the bastards. RIP Kenny Everett.

Godammit Jim-Bob! Have you done put ya sister Ellie-May in the family way ag'in?

I didn't have them, they were one of those things I coveted from the back few pages of comics, like X Ray Spex, to look through girls nickers with.

Yes, the second type should all be euthanised, starting with Rylan Clark and that cunt out of Coronation Street who minces about, flapping his hands and saying, "oooh!"

He looks like the type of cunt who would have string, a penknife and a catapult in his pockets, and a mini compass in the heel of his shoe.

Yet another case of the "ME, ME, ME" facebook generation mistakenly believing that anyone with an IQ above 80, has any interest in their semi-literate 'take a break' magazine style witterings. I would assume that their followers are the same brand of shit thick, wannabe celebrity, brain dead skanks that write this shit in the first place.

Songs of praise.

Afternoon Mr Above.

Apologies on CC are for poofs. Now stop acting like a doe-eyed 12 year old girl who's just been blocked on Facebook by her BFF.

Oh, okay. do you know where Frank lives? I'd quite like to cut his throat.

I think that you're significantly more surreptitiously connected to Frank than you'd like every other cunt to believe. fuck off.