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Wolfie

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  1. While on the topic of big retailers, I've heard Poundland is to close a further 40 stores nationwide - bringing the redundancy of around 500 staff. Does this mean we're going to suffer even more of your insightful comments in the coming weeks?
  2. During your months-long absence a while ago, this is what many of us had been hoping.
  3. How very modest. When do you envisage tackling the mental side?
  4. You fall squarely into this category.
  5. It's just as well none of us is getting to you.
  6. Of course, Ireland's sufferance is totally unique, especially in the eyes of a UK politics-obsessed Anglophobe with a little too much time and alcohol on his hands. Here's wishing Ireland well in their 3/4th place World Cup playoff this afternoon, in light of them having such a great tournament.
  7. I'm so glad you responded – I was beginning to think you didn't care!
  8. 'Anus horriblus'. Is this what your Latin boyfriend says each time you get on all-fours in front of him, Judge?
  9. Wolfie

    Mark Boon

    Ah, so you'll be driving when you come to visit. This means you'll have to stay the night after we've devoured my two bottles of chilled 2008 Sancerre.
  10. I think you meant to comment on the 'Shit men in older clothes' thread, Pansy.
  11. Wolfie

    Mark Boon

    Have you ever thought why so many people offer you their seat?
  12. Wolfie

    Litter Louts.

    Just type 'Thick Mick' into Google Translate, Mrs R.
  13. Well, if it isn't Mr Shit! What an interesting, studysome individual you're proving. You really are the weirdo in the park who prompts mums to grab the hands of their kids. You probably detest dogs because they sniff you out from the bushes. 'Hey mum – look at that funny man over there!' Not only have you demonstrated a human and dog faeces theme throughout, you also seem to have a slightly milder obsession with spunk and urine. And the words of your latest avatar: 'Taste My Arsehole Motherfucker.' How peculiar. The notion of you suffering from coprophilia grows ever closer. I don't hate you, r-soles. I pity you.
  14. Wolfie

    Mark Boon

    Shut up Pen, you incredibly obvious, grammatically challenged and painfully unfunny androgynous oaf.
  15. Wolfie

    Mark Boon

    I see your point, really, but each time you walk into a bank or make an online transaction you're lining the pockets of a plethora of thieving, government-subsidised shitcunts. I have little doubt Mr Boon is any different – so what singles him out? If I purchased a first-class train ticket (perhaps to sit down with relative quiet to work on my laptop), I'd be mightily pissed off those who hadn't were sharing the same benefits and service.
  16. I notice Roops has also picked up on your soft hands. Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know how to lay bricks or hang a door. The cracks in your statement began to appear as soon as you drew attention to yourself by uploading photos, young man.
  17. Aside the blatant racist hypocrisy of your last sentence, the photo is most certainly the fat little cunt we all loathe. Is it his cock you don't recognise?
  18. Wolfie

    Mark Boon

    I don't see what the fuss is about. I quote the Govia Thameslink Railway spokesperson: "Passengers need a first class ticket to travel in first class and there were other people with first class tickets in this compartment... while the front coaches were busy, there were seats and space in the rear coaches, as Mr Boon explained." What's the problem?
  19. That's interesting. Chartered surveyor 'types' need excellent English skills for report-writing and communicating legal data, as well as compromise – two traits you appear to lack. Are you or are you not a chartered surveyor?
  20. Yeah? I seldom see those types of skinny denim roll-up shorts being worn by an older generation. Moreover, elderly men (or those of an age you claim to be) lose pretty much all leg-hair over the years. Not so in the photo. And, while being no hand expert, that soft finger looks as though it's seen more young Asian fanny than hard building site-graft to grow a successful construction business. Also, most would agree it's a little odd for an old-school macho tradesman to be so in touch with other men's fashion. It begs the question: is this you, or is it your son, or even your partner?
  21. Most blue tracksuit bottoms are fairly dark in colour. Is this because skidmarks are less noticeable when you shit yourself after taking protein supplements?
  22. The only people reciting 'it's coming home' will be your neighbours when you roll in at 5am.
  23. Over half a million miles on the clock, wow. And they say dogs take after their owners.
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