Wolfie

Are you ex-forces, Manky?

Fuck me she's a beast! I think the cow controlled much of his decision-making, much in the same way as the Clintons.

Ah, yes, Mr Blair and Anglo-Irish relationships. At least he has his huge successes in Iraq and Afghanistan to fall back on. And a country which now tries to cope with another 5,000,000 people introduced under his stewardship without developing an infrastructure to cope with demand. And a very beautiful wife.

The Krays were basically good blokes, and misunderstood much in the same way Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot and Bieber have been.

That's shit.

Unlike charming Birmingham and beautiful Bradford.

West End? East, surely.

I am bigoted when it comes to China. I despise the psyche of the nation with utter vitriol, for the manner with which it treats its people (an estimated 4,000,000 political prisoners are currently being ‘worked’ in domestic camps, with an estimated 30,000+ dying each year), and, sadly, violates animals with such incredible cruelty (China and South Korea being the only two countries in the modern world with no laws governing treatment of animals). For all the obvious evils, and while it severely and wrongly persecuted homosexuals and Jews, the Third Reich treated its own with more bloody respect than modern-day China, with a tax system in place to support social security of its poor, and was the first authority to demonstrate sympathy for animals by introducing a permanent ban on vivisection and welfare laws for the production of meat. China, even today, for all its incredible wealth, remains in the middle ages by comparison, with the world’s most appalling records on human rights (by some distance – its government seems to think the rest of the world has conveniently forgotten about the 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre by trading with it, unrestricted), animal rights (by some distance, along with South Korea), and extreme social inequality (on par with most Third World economies with considerably less wealth). USA and Russia aside, the poverty-stricken cuntpit continues to pose the biggest military and nuclear threat to the world at large, as well as being the planet’s second biggest polluter after America. I try to boycott anything manufactured in the stinking cesspit. I don’t even own shoes made in China, because I suspect some poor sod who’s been half-starved to death has been forced to manufacture them under duress, while being fed rotting leftovers from restaurants in which dogs and cats have been brutally slaughtered in their millions. I regret much about voting in favour of Brexit, chief of which will undoubtedly mean escalated trade with China. This year is Year of the Cunt in China, as it is each and every year. While we still have much to learn from China, the Chinese have considerably more to learn from the West. The whole place can get screwed.

Haha, it fucking is as well! Jimmy was always better sitting down anyway.

Fucking twat. I think you meant to say, "I actually nommed this very thing a while back." Next time try not to use the word 'I' unnecessarily.

You're quite right, my apologies. Next time I'll realise such trivial things annoy you, and tread more carefully with my grammar.

Sadly, for Tony, he actually disappeared up his own rectum.

Didn't you even try to pull some dirty blond slag in the thing, at least out of sympathy?

Ha, that's fucking mad. Love it!

Indeed. Mercs are also worse on fuel economy. And more expensive to maintain. And technologically inferior. And depreciate more quickly. The most surprising thing of all is that they're German.

The Ford Transit I drive (yes – I am a white knuckle-dragger) is sold via the marketing apparatus 'made in Britain'). Yet everything from the dashboard plastics to the cheap steel suspension is made in China, though actually 'manufactured' in the UK. Does the fact it's put together in the UK make a difference? Actually, yes. Not only do I like to think so, but based on my experiences, I believe so.

At least Romans were intelligent engineers and built straight roads. Many of today's immigrants, who also ruthlessly exploit our resources, are crap in comparison – though just as competent at leaving a legacy of irreversible destruction.

The forever young Aled, with his iconic voice. I occasionally listen to Classic FM and he crops up every now and then, during which he carps on about the influence and importance choral music has on Christmas, and how it helps put into perspective the festive season's true meaning. Thus, I was wondering exactly what percentage Aled has donated and will be donating from his One Voice album sales to those really in need this Christmas. The thing is, I can't seem to find any evidence of him donating a penny.

Your cousin Gareth? This suggests you have Welsh genealogy, for which I offer my sincere commiserations.

I'm illiterate, which is why, like AA Gill, I also speak my mind.

I can’t possibly think what gave her an advantage in the swimming pool.

I have to admit I'm going to rather miss him. Once the PC, Guardian-reading BBC brigade finally prevents everyone from speaking their minds, for fear of offending minorities and being accused of racism, his is a dying breed that'll be much missed. http://www.aol.co.uk/entertainment/2016/12/10/eight-quotes-from-aa-gill-who-never-minced-his-words/