Last Cunt Standing

You clearly didn’t read the article. And no, as it’s rather outside their jurisdiction I didn’t blame the UK Government for the subprime bubble in the US mortgage industry which led to the collapse of a major bank and subsequent GFC. A pound to a penny you’d be crowing about the soar away pound if it was nearer $2 than $1. Moron.

More good news to bring joy to the Heart of middle England, and no doubt grist to the mill for our resident Armchair Economists: https://www.ft.com/content/4fd04fd9-7209-4b7c-97a1-97466f226159 The Pound Sterling now regarded as a 2nd tier currency and is “best compared to the Mexican Peso, with an Economy that is small and shrinking”. Hands up if you’re tired of winning yet....

Jofra Archer had to pop back to Brighton urgently I hear. Is there something we should know?

No good news from Victoria SC. I hope The Cats vs The Pies in The Optus tonight keeps you all entertained while you’re indoors. Mrs LCS says it’s a bit of a one sided game, I’m afraid I wouldn’t know.

Yes, it’s what you’d get if you stuck your head in an apiary. Which sounds like a fucking good idea, Lance-Corporal Tosspot.

Start up the Rascal, Neil. She’s on her way home. I can’t wait for her searching interview with Holly and Phil.

I was slagging your leaders off long before I left Judy and you know it. I’m not sure what your issue is with someone who didn't like the way things were going, so up and left. It seems a mite inconsistent, I’d have thought such thinking was right up your street. Perhaps if I wore a tie with a pound motif, or Union Jack socks, you’d approve. As for crying, I don’t do much of that. Perhaps a few tears when I see the GBP/AUD exchange rate these days, but whatever, I’ve made a very comfy bed and I’m very happy to lie in it. I quite agree politicians of whatever hue are best despised the world over, but at least in most places they pretend to give a fuck about the common man. Boris and his chums wouldn’t cross the road to piss on you if your mobility scooter was on fire and don’t care that you know it. Contempt is writ large on his stupid Eton face.

The new order of things might include the expulsion of Julian Lewis from the Tory Party, because after all when things don’t go your way the best response is usually an ill-considered tantrum. What an absolute pack of wankers.

Have you seen this sack of shit? Dropping Jimmy at OT, Foakes gets passed over again in favour of Jos....what are they up to?

Merely a point of interest that the word “nonce” is verboten and the word “nigger” is not. A hierarchy of insults may not be universally agreed. But as you say, we’ve discussed this before. I’m off out for the day, it’s not raining.

Best of luck.

Was it not an open secret that death certification might sometimes be “best guess” rather than serological certainty, though? I certainly know of vague “bronchopneumonia” and “old age” outbreaks in the past, and given primary care spends a huge amount of time on QoF, is statistical accuracy really something they want to bang on about?

With that attitude I think a side room overlooking the boiler house and a good dose of Clostridium Difficile is in order. Wanker.

On the other hand, genocidal racism is positively encouraged, coming as it does way below nonce inferences and fox welfare in the moral hierarchy of our beloved warden. You must be proud of the show you’re running here.

But..but...what about those sunlit uplands we were all promised? CV19 is turning out to be a very handy excuse for some isn’t?

I did.

Nicholas Cage needs a new agent.

My OP doesn’t make any comparison to Australia at all, I was merely asking what people thought of the plan to build a hulking great lorry park in Kent. However, apparently I’m now a foreigner and thus not entitled to a view....We all know what we think of foreigners which indeed was the point of the whole thing, wasn’t it? The responses here only harden my belief that Brexit is and always was a Cult, with believers so wedded to the notion that they cannot contemplate being wrong, or that the other side might be right. It’s no longer thought of as a political problem, but as a declaration of faith. When has anyone ever publicly changed their mind- in either direction? It’s far easier to attack the other side than analyse your own, those that do are traitors and fifth columnists, and in the end we are left a complete fucking mess where complex issues have three word solutions. It’s nuts, and be assured the rest of the world is open-mouthed in shock at a country once synonymous with calm and ordered Government so openly losing its mind.

Right oh.

Are you pineapple or egg with your Gammon, Wolfie?

Play another song for Christ’s sake, this one’s been done to death.

There is of course a difference, in that Australia was never part of China and did not choose to secede while simultaneously announcing it would retain all the benefits of staying. That’s the “choice” you made. You’ll own it. Today’s update in the rolling triumph is the confirmed death of EHIC, pet passports, free movement of goods, mobile phone roaming and trans-national police information sharing. And it’s only Monday.

Whataboutery wont butter any parsnips come January, chum. Everyone has problems, but it’s a special kind of stupid to self-impose them.